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Chapter 41:Tell a Joke

I don't know how long, Ling Xiu opened his eyes and woke up, and the vehicle was still driving smoothly on the straight national highway.He looked down at his left shoulder, reached out and touched it, there was no pain, he could clearly feel that the arrow wound on his left shoulder had been completely restored.

No surprises and no surprises, no excitement!

It was as if the wound was healing so quickly.

Reaching out to remove the bandage wrapped around the body, then a gentle snoring sound came from the ear.Turn your head and find that Tang Xiaofo, who is sitting in the driving position, fell asleep in the position, his arms naturally hung down, and the steering wheel of the car was in an uncontrollable state.

Ling Xiu's eyes opened and took a sharp breath of cool breath, and after 0.01 seconds of surprise, it was like thousands of grass and mud horses running in his head, and he pushed Tang Xiaofoo hard and shouted: "Don Xiaofo, what are you doing?"Wake up, wake up!”

“What happened...”

Tang Xiaofo opened his confused eyes and woke up, subconsciously stretching a lazy waist, and the right foot suddenly stepped on the bottom of the throttle.

At that moment, the van roared like chicken blood, and the speed of more than twenty steps was raised to thirty, forty, and fifty, like a beast roaring until the speed reached eighty.

The treachery was overshadowed and cried anxiously, “brake!“Send the brakes!”

Tang Xiaofo woke up a little, saw Ling Xiu, then laughed and said: "Ling Gao cold, early."She thought it was the morning.

Hearing this, Ling Xiu was directly angry with white smoke, regardless of any image of the breakout yell out: "Early your sister, your mother's hasten to hit the brakes!"

“The brakes?“What brakes?”

Tang Xiaopo's face full of doubts, did not realize that he was driving this matter.

Ling Xiu was about to spit blood, was preparing to speak and roar out of Tang Xiaofoe, but the light in the corner of his eye suddenly found that there was a car parked 20 or 30 meters ahead, and their van was accurately aimed at the fart of the car.

“I @#¥%...”

The face suddenly changed, Ling Xiu quickly pulled the seat belt in the upper right corner, but caught it empty, turned his head, and found that there was no seat belt at all in the damn co-pilot position.Ling Xiu even has a dead heart, ****** himself should not let Tang Xiaotiao's problem girl drive.

When she saw the car in front of him, Tang Xiaofo was suddenly awakened, finally realized that she was driving, she screamed and immediately stepped on the brakes, the car issued a "squeak" emergency brake, but it was still late, the van still hit the tail of the car without mercy.

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A loud noise, not wearing a seat belt under the action of inertia broke through the front window glass and flew out.

Tang Xiaofo is unharmed, and this van is also equipped with airbags, in the moment of hitting the car, the airbag system was triggered to start, coupled with the seat belt, she in addition to feeling a furious sea of furious shock wave, the body did not suffer any damage.

Turn your head, the co-pilot position is empty, and the window glass in front of it is broken a large hole, broken glass slag is everywhere, and then look away, you see Ling Xiuping lying on the roof of the car.

Tang Xiaofo's body trembled violently, hurriedly pushed the car door and got out of the car, ran to the car in front of the face full of worry: "Ling Gao cold, how are you?"You...don't have anything to do!"His eyes were red in a hurry.

Pingping lying on the roof of the car, the overscrowded shortness of breath, on the verge of going on.He climbed down from the roof of the car and looked at Tang Xiaofoo coldly.

Tang Xiaofo felt like he was stared at by a beast, and her body could not help but trembling, she quickly apologized: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean it, I don't know what happened... I fell asleep, if you really don't get rid of your breath, I... Ling Gao cold and careful!"

As she spoke, suddenly found that a zombie in the car had come out of the half-open door, and from behind, she was surprised to scream.

Ling Xiu did not even turn his head back, holding a thorn from the shoulder, accurately pierced from the eyebrows of the zombie, and ended the life of the zombie.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The faceless pull out, the black blood of the zombies gushed out, the smell of stinking, and the zombies also fell softly to the ground.

“The Gollum”

Tang Xiaofo swallowed a mouthful of water, so sharp and spicy, so indifferent and cold eyes, all of which were showing that Lingxi was angry, and it was still an unprecedented fire, so that she did not dare to speak loudly, only to bow her head, and her chin had reached her chest.

“Don’t be angry, please!”The sound of weak mosquitoes.

How can Ling Xiu not be angry, if Tang Xiaofo is not a girl, he is now directly on the big mouth to smoke up.However, in the end, I resisted and snorted coldly to check the van.

It was found that the head of the van was dry, and white smoke came from inside the front of the car, and tried to hit the fire several times, and there was no reaction.I tried the car in front of me again, and the car did not catch fire.

He took a deep breath, took the medicine box and the lady's backpack out of the car, threw it on Tang Xiaopu, and then took up his own backpack, took the bow, indifferent, and went on the road without saying a word.

Tang Xiaofo knew that he had made a big mistake, where he dared to speak and protest, only obediently followed.

...

Another night, looking for a leeward bonfire, and then eat a few pieces of roasted meat and belly, lying on the ground with your hands ready to rest.

Tang Xiaobo sat by the bonfire and looked at him with his chin's eyes.The light of the fire reflected on her body, the beautiful little nose, the bright and clear apricot eyes, the small mouth was very clear, and the cuteness looked.

"Not a word on the way, Ling Gao cold is obviously still angry with me, how can I let him forgive me?" 」

The two black eyes swollen in their eyes turned.

There is!

Suddenly there was an idea, and the beauty was happy.

She stood up, coughed, and said, "Ling Gao cold, I'll tell you a joke."

Seeing that Ling Xiu did not respond, still lying on the ground with his eyes closed, as if he was asleep, Tang Xiaofo did not care, put his hands on his back, and began to tell the jokes she had heard.

"One day, Xiaoming went to school, and the students said that his face was like his ass.Xiao Ming ran out very sadly, came to a well, he put his head into the well to see if he really looked like his ass, there was a well-digger worker in the well working, you guess, what did the diger say when he saw Xiao Ming's head in?"

Tang Xiaopu paused, deliberately a lock.

After a good half meeting.

"He said..." he deliberately pulled a rough voice, Tang Xiaomo learned the appearance of a man, left hand into the waist, the right hand pointed to the rough above, "boy, if you dare to pull the shit you will die, haha..." said, since the belly laughed out, issued a silver bell laugh.

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