Brother-in-law and brother-in-law
Chapter 57:Brother-in-law and brother-in-law
The king had a dream of being a general.When a general and a soldier, although there is a far difference, but like ordinary people like him, who have no origin, want to be a general, can only start from the big soldier.
Of course, many times, ordinary people as a soldier for a lifetime, he is still a soldier, which is limited by certain unspoken rules, let's not say, just say the matter of being a soldier.
The king wanted to be a general, influenced by his father.Ancient people cloud: good men are not soldiers, good iron does not nail.It shows that the fact that the soldier was despised in ancient times.
But when Wang fat father was a father, everyone was proud to be a soldier, of course, and now everyone is still proud to be a soldier.And the people who were soldiers at that time later became the leaders of all walks of life.For example, real estate tycoons, such as the Nobel Prize winners in literature, are born as soldiers.
When the father of the fat man was young, he wanted to be a soldier, and then the medical examination was qualified, and he could go.But because she was too honest, was stuck in the village branch at that time, and did not prove to Wang Fatian's father, and pulled the father of Wang Fat Man down and gave the quota to his nephew.
The end result is that Wang Fat's father has been a farmer for a lifetime, has been the furthest, just the county, and has not even been in the city.In the days to come, whenever I talked about this matter, Wang Fat's father sighed silently, which shows how much the impact this matter has on him.
Until the birth of the fat king, the father of the fat king has been instilling the idea of being a soldier in the king, such as the big name of the fat king, Wang Victory, also has a relationship with the soldier, some people say where it has to do with it?It is better to call the army obvious.
The soldier can't fight, the war can't win, so the name of Wang Victory came this way, representing a simple farmer's yearning for dreams.
The fat man grew up, knowing what it was like to be a soldier, and knew that there were generals on the soldiers, so the fat man of the five or six years old at that time made a big speech and must be a general in the future.
For this reason, the father of the fat king was happy for many years, and everyone said that his son could become a general.In addition, Wang fat father also took a breath, is to show the village branch book, see their son, more than their family.
The reason is very simple, the son of the village branch gave birth to a bunch of daughters, and he did not give birth to a son.So at that time, Wang fat father, happy, every time I talked about this at home, I couldn't help but laugh.
However, the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, Wang Fat Man High School has not finished, because of some things, was expelled from the school.
And the village branch of several granddaughters, learning is better than one, and then all went to college, found a job in the city, found a boyfriend in the city, married.
Once the holiday, at the door of the village branch book, there was a row of five cars, envious of others.
And the king fat man, became a security guard, so far not even the daughter-in-law, really hard to smoke the mouth of the king's fat father.
In fact, since the fat man dropped out of school, Wang fat man has never heard of his father, said once as a soldier, when he learned that Wang fat man dropped out of school, Wang fat father for several days did not meet his eyes, did not speak, and finally encouraged Wang fat man: "Son!Not going to school is nothing!If we don't go to school, we can still do a big business, let's learn a technology!"
At that time, the fat man was in a rebellious period, where to listen to it, and then quickly ran out to work.
The fat man remembers the last time he came home, he and his father went to the grave, and just happened to meet the village branch of the year and took his son to the grave.
The son of the village branch book mocked Wang's fat father: "Oh, this is not the general's old son, I heard that your son is a general?"
The fat man did not speak, lazy to take care of, the fat father of the king has always been honest, rarely red-faced with people, that time can not help but reply: "The general does not matter to the general, at least after the old man died, some people wear filial piety, every New Year's Day, someone to Lao Tzu burn paper money, what do you have?"Five daughters, I see you when you die, who will carry you!”
Two parents and sons of the village branch, almost did not faint in the cemetery, to say the truth, the most important thing in rural people is really this, what is rich and expensive is not concerned, there are male and middlemen to pass on to the generation is the most important, otherwise the ancients will not say, no filial piety is big.
“Oh!“Brother, how did you get with my sister?”
The fat man's thoughts were pulled back to reality, gidfully glanced at the sea peak next to him, and then did not say well: "Fuck your sister, who is your brother-in-law!"
He was not angry at the sea peak, and hippie smiled, “Oh!Brother-in-law, don't be angry, I support you to fuck my sister, support both hands and feet!"
Wang fat man did not take care of the sea peak this goods, continue to run, since the fat man was assigned to the fifth squadron of the broken heaven, this is the seventh day, these seven days, Wang fat man suffered inhuman torture, every day is not dawn was woken up to run, has been running to lunch, after lunch, rest will continue to run, run to dinner.After dinner, rest for a while, keep running, and run to bed.
Sometimes the fifth squadron went out to fight, others were sitting in the car, the fat man ran behind him, if the fat man Wang dared to run away from the route, or fell too far, there would definitely be a bullet to wipe his cheeks and fly over, because of this, Wang fat man's face still has three blood marks.
To be honest, running is too tired, the first day of the king fat man, even 500 meters did not persist, but can not stick to it, was beaten, was beaten, the ground has now been changed to the king of the king, he said to the king fat man said: "climb!I want to get to the end too!”
The fat man gave up, broke the jar and fell, but in the end, the body that was beaten was not finished, and was dragged to the end.
Of course, from the first day, he was not alone in the fight, and his little uncle was at the sea peak.Of course, this little uncle, is in the sea peak himself to be, and the king fat man has nothing to do with!
“Oh!Brother-in-law, in fact, I think you should call me brother-in-law!"When he did not finish, he saw the look of Wang Fat Man killing.
Yu Haifeng quickly explained: "brother-in-law, don't worry, listen to me to analyze and analyze, my sister is not only my brother, right, there is Bang Zheng's grandson, then what do you call it?"Call me my little brother-in-law, call me my grandson, my little brother-in-law?It’s not good, so you can call me Uncle, call your grandson’s brother-in-law, and that’s going well!”
"Fuck your sister, the big brother can only call your sister's brother, the younger brother is the little brother!"The king finally couldn’t resist, angry.
“Shut up, and that distinction?”I know!”It looks like the sea is full of understanding.
Then he said, “That’s not going to work!”
After a while he said, “Oh!Brother-in-law, we must join hands, only by working together can we deal with this king of hell, otherwise, we will be bullied by both of us!”
The fat man looked at the sea peak like an idiot and said, “How to deal with it?”
"He'll come, and when he doesn't pay attention, let's hit him twice, what do you think?"Eye-wrowning at the sea peak.
"You are sick, just his hand, don't say you and me, you and me, you and I, and ten more you and I, and you can't beat him!" 」The fat man was almost going to be bored by the sea peak, but this goods is to die and follow himself, he will hit him, he will run, Wang fat man can not catch up.
“Oh!My brother-in-law is not like this, we can not help but cover it!I heard that your flying knife is very accurate, I am fast, when I go to harass him, you stab him with the flying knife to stab him.............
He immediately gave the king fat eyes: “Go!Let’s go over and start!”
Then he did not wait for the fat king to agree, so he took the fat man to the other side of the king, and when he saw that he was about to go to the king of the king, he heard the king shouting: "Hurry up!Hurry up!He runs so slow that he runs the last one without food tonight!”
After saying this, I saw the sea peak, and the wind seemed to go out, not to find the king of hell, but to run.
The fat king looked at the broken mouth and scolded: "Yu Haifeng, I tuck your sister!"
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