Laugh together
Chapter 60:Laugh together
“Laughter” is running.
Wang fat man standing under the shower, there is a feeling of being separated from the world, began to be beaten to death, behind Yu Min came, help themselves to wipe the medicine, but also to talk to themselves, give their own gifts.
It’s all about giving yourself a gift when you leave.Thinking of the pyjamas woman just now, in his own body, the appearance of the wind, commotion into the bone, Wang fat man can not help but grasp himself, hard touch a few.
“Oh!”Then the king sighed, why, the reason is very simple, the time is too short.In the past, the fat king always thought that as long as he gave himself a woman, he could create a race.
In fact, it is very face-to-face, if it is true, Wang Fat feels that he is likely to die, and he cannot create a nation.Otherwise there would be no, men are cattle, women are land, only tired cattle, there is no such thing as a bad land.
"It is said that men have gone downhill after the age of thirty, and I am still more than two years away?"Why is it going downhill too?”The king thought sadly.
“Just two minutes?How do I feel like I’ve been doing for a minute?”The king remembered again.
“One minute and six seconds!”Suddenly a voice sounded.
“Oh!”The fat man just wanted to nod his head, and immediately reacted, and was shocked: "Shut up!Who?”
"You.. you. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The fat king covered his crotch and scolded Yu Min, who stood beside him.
Yu Min looked very dismissive: “I have seen more than you have ever seen!”
"Walk, hurry up, in the middle of the night, come with me more birds than anyone I have ever seen, and I am sick!"The fat king covered his croak with one hand and waved one hand.
“You wouldn’t really come and see me more birds than anyone else?”The fat king suddenly had a vulgar idea, and his hands did not cover it, and he took it away in a big way, so that the little fat man and Yu Min met.
How cold as Yu Min, not like a mortal, can not ignore this, threw a bath towel to Wang fat man, Wang fat man had to catch up, put himself around.
“This is a reward for what you just showed!”Min threw a belt.
The fat man took a look, and the eyes were straight, this is a special belt, which is filled with flying knives, these flying knives are not the kind that Wang fat man himself created.
This kind of flying knife, the shape is popular, no luster will not be reflective, at a glance, you know what is not a good thing, Wang fat man took out a, carefully detailed.
Immediately in the corner of the flying knife, the name of the knife maker was found, this flying knife, which was created by the most famous craftsman in the world today, and Wang Fat Man had seen it on the Internet before.Such a set down, in the previous world, less than three hundred thousand.
Touching the texture of the flying knife, and the sharp blade, Wang fat man could not help but send out: "Wow!Good thing!Really for me?”
Min nodded, “Yes!”
But she looked quickly and lost again, and said, "It's the wind, he's a flying knife, I'm going to give it to him, it's a pity."
The fat man heard Yu Min say that this thing is the Chu Feng, and it is inevitable that there is some envy and jealousy in his heart, and deliberately said: "You said it was a reward for me just now, what kind of thing you said?"
“Do you want to die?”Yu Min's eyes were condensed, and the flying knife in Wang's fat man's hand almost did not fall to the ground.
However, the next words of Yu Min, let the fat man almost vomited blood: "Just did the bitch thing, I can record the video!"
“Trough, Lao Tzu said, how do you know so clearly, pervert!”The king cursed.
"Don't you think..." After Yu Min didn't finish, the fat king answered, "Yes!I think you are very perverted!”
“Go away!”Yu Min was angry: “I mean, do you think that you are always suffering from the exclusion and ridicule of others?”
As soon as I said this, Wang Fat Man's mood is not very good, Yu Min is right, from the day of entering the 5th Squadron, all the people of the fifth squadron, are crowding out the fat king, are looking for the trouble of the king fat man, laughing and insulting, even if it is not moving, this makes Wang fat man very irritable, he resisted, but was beaten more miserable.
The silence of the fat king had already given Yu Min the answer, so Yu Min then said, "So what do you think of the sea peak?"He’s like you, he’s in the same situation, why can’t he mix with the 5th Squadron, but you can’t?”
The fat man immediately retorted, “He is your brother, how dare those guys dare?”
“Wrong, maybe you’re talking about something, but it’s definitely not all!”Yu Min said.
The king's heart: "That's all!"
Just when the fat man Wang thought that Min would explain why, Yu Min suddenly said, "Sea Peak for yourself!"
“Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heySister, it's not like you think, I'm passing by, right?No!I’m actually taking a shower!”Wu Haifeng came in from outside.
The fat man Wang saw the sea peak come in, the boss with his mouth open, and the next second, he picked up the shampoo and smashed it: "Trough!It is not a family, do not enter a door, have the habit of peeping!”
Yu Haifeng responded quickly, suddenly caught the shampoo, began to hippie smile face to say hello: "Sister!brother-in-law!Oh!My cousin is here too!”
“Shut up your sister!”The fat man Wang finally couldn't help but hold a bath towel with one hand, and went to work hard with Haifeng.
“Don’t bother!”Min's low voice.
The fat king and Yu Haifeng both stopped, but the fat man was full of anger, but in the sea peak eyes there was a lot of gossip.
“Wow!”Yu Haifeng was very exaggerated and made a sound, holding the flying knife that Min gave to Wang Fat, and looked at the fat man Wang: "My God, sister, this is your most cherished thing, you actually sent someone."And to a dead man who had just stolen from you behind your back?"
“You’re looking for death, aren’t you?”Not what the king said, but what Min said.
At the top of the sea, I had to laugh and say, “No!No!The reason why I can mix well with Chu Yan, it is because I have a strong personality, I have this identity, nurture, attractive people, as long as standing in the crowd, naturally can get the love and service of the people around them, no way this is born, with their own skills, like our noble nobles, you do not understand!"
The more the sea peak blew, the more they blown, they believed, and those who swung their chins up quickly to the sky.
“Freudless!”The king cursed hard.
Yu Min nodded, “Yes, just shamelessly!”
The fat man looked at Yu Min somewhat puzzled, and Yu Min then said: "The reason why Haifeng can mix well with those people is because it is shameless!"
“Sister!Are you my sister?Is it?Did you say that about your own brother?Indeed, it is the daughter who has been married, the water that has been poured out, and the elbows are completely turned out!There is no sex, no one!”The sea was protesting loudly.
As a result, Yu Min was driven away by a fireball, and after the sea peak left, Yu Min said to Wang Fat: "When I first entered the army, because of personality problems, like you, I was also excluded."I felt that people all over the world had opinions on me and pointed behind my back, so I had almost no friends during that time!”
“You don’t have any friends now!”The fat king grunted.
Yu Min coldly looked at Wang Fat Man, showing a large white eye, if not her expressionless face, Wang Fat Man felt that there must be a style.
But Yu Min was always the face of the dead husband, of course, he really died the husband.Even when the first time to let the king fat, dry pyjamas woman, is also this expression, Wang fat is very helpless, want to let the little fat man play rascal, but do not feel at all.
"In fact, you think wrong, you put yourself in the opposite side of them, did not think of yourself as their gang, they scold you, you want to scold back, they hit you, you also want to hit back!" 」Min continued to say.
"That's it, they scolded me, of course I'm going to scold back, beat me although I can't beat them, but I can catch it, it's a little, you can't lose money!"The king groaned.
"If you don't, then you can never fit into the team, if you keep doing this, three days later, you will probably die!" 」Yu Min said very seriously, not joking at all.
The fat king could not help but solemnly, after all, it was related to his own life, and asked, "What should I do?"
"It's very simple, they laugh at you, you don't have to scold back, you can laugh together, laugh, and then rebuttal!" 」Yu Mingang said this, the fat king answered: "Isn't this a stupid fork?"
“Try it yourself!Get on the team as soon as possible!”Then Min turned into a light.
Yu Min walked too suddenly, Wang fat man a little did not react, and when he wanted to say something, he saw several people coming in outside.
This temporary shower room was common, and the whole of the Fifth Squadron was in use.
The people who came in immediately saw the fat king, several people looked at each other after a few eyes, one of them was very thin, the guy sneered: "He, look at you fat like a pig, hahaha, hurry out, Laozi do not want to bathe with a pig!"
The people around me laughed, “Hahaha!”
The fat man just wanted to scold back, and suddenly remembered the words of Yu Min just now, and laughed.
But he laughed a little late, everyone laughed, and this time it was embarrassing.
The rest of the people saw the fat man Wang, around a bath towel, standing there with their hands clasped their waists and laughing, looking at each other for an instant, not knowing what to say, and when they reacted, Qi Qi burst out with a coaxing smile.
“This pig is a stupid fork!”
Laugh at the old man!“Damn fat man, are you a comma sent by a monkey?”
The fat man pressed the anger, reluctantly followed the laugh, in fact, he also felt very embarrassed, just now almost did not hold back, and then broke his mouth and scolded.
However, after being reminded by Yu Min, Wang Fat Man said: "The old man is fat, but the old man is fat everywhere, unlike some people who are thin, everywhere is thin, it is difficult to say whether there is a small thumb thick!"
“The trough!“Damn, dare you laugh at me?”
“Is there?”I said you were thin!Everyone said right!”
Although no one answered the fat king's words, everyone laughed.
"All right!You don’t even know your mother today!”
"Don't do something, shine out than, don't dare to be bright, just be afraid!" 」The king took the bath towel.
“The trough!”And the people cried.
“The Lords!“The Pure Men!”
Although the last fat Wang was still beaten, but not before hit so hard, many people are laughing and scolding, symbolically hit a few punches.
But Wang fat man was not so beaten, after all, he was beaten very badly before, to fish a little back, so he took the opportunity to use a few monkeys to steal peaches.
As a result, when people came out of the shower room, the posture was not very good-looking, and the fat man finally came out, but he ran the fastest, shouting: "Go to bed at night, be careful of your chrysanthemums!"
“The trough!“Kill the fat man!”
As a result, a bunch of naked, male walking postures, chased the king fat man in the camp.
After this incident, Wang fat man and the fifth squadron, some people's relationship eased a lot, coupled with his no longer running away, the opportunity to beat him has become less.
Now when people laugh at him, he always laughs together, and as long as someone laughs at him for being fat, he says that his bird is fat and laughs at people's birds.
In the past few days, due to the increasing number of zombies around, the fifth squadron has been dispatched many times a day to fight the zombies.In the battle, the king fat man used his flying knife technology to save his comrades who were caught in danger several times, and everyone gradually recognized the fat man of Wang.
But there is one thing that makes Wang Fat Man a headache, that is, Wang Fat Man is a sensitive man, this matter, after the intentional spread of Haifeng, almost the whole camp knows.
“Brother-in-law!Come on, there’s a beautiful girl here!”Crying at the sea!
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