Trouble Maker
Chapter 2:Trouble Maker
He thinks his radio is perfect!
As a waste house with many hobbies and likes to make small pieces of music, Zhou Qingfeng recently wanted to make a small radio production.Other people playing radio is usually a radio or something, he is good ..., thinking about the retro to make an ore radio.
The structure of the ore radio is super simple, requiring an ultra-long antenna, a coil of enameled wires, a high-resistance headset, some connecting wires, several capacitors, and a diode as a detector.After the assembly is completed, this thing can even work without the power supply, and the full set of things does not cost much.
However, Zhou Qingfeng, who likes to drill the tip of the horn, has to be more primitive, and the early ore radio is indeed used for some natural ore.And the reason why he wants to make an ore radio is because a few days ago on the road picked up a black and autumn four-way small stone - he studied it and judged that this is a square lead ore, can do a radio detector.
Dare to do it!
After Baidu's manufacturing process, Zhou Qingfeng's original ore radio was done.It has a 30-meter antenna that leads directly to the roof to ensure a good signal.It also has a reliable bottom line, the bottom line directly connected to the water pipe at home, to ensure grounding, reliability.It also has an absolutely original detection device, from natural ore from hundreds of millions of years ago.
Such a powerful thing, but it is not sound.
Zhou Qingfeng placed a wooden table in front of the window of his room, and the antenna of the radio was pulled in through the window, and the wooden table was scattered and placed on the "radio" that he had repeatedly checked.But he is a little frustrated at this moment, and after repeatedly comparing the production process and precautions, he can only be dazed at a bunch of simple devices that he is playing with.
What went wrong?
Until a sudden thunder in the sky... the weather forecast has long said that today is coming to the thunderstorms, reminding the people to collect clothes in time, but Mr. Zhou is certainly not paying attention.
With the roar of the roar, a thunderbolt was split in the sky, and the 30-meter antenna connected to the roof immediately became a lightning rod.The powerful current instantly entered Zhou Qingfeng's room and exploded the ore radio directly on the table.Zhou Qingfeng, who was staring at the "radio", was hit at close range, and he fell down on the spot and smoked.
My mother's bad luck!
After the thunder, the room was quiet and the smoke slowly dispersed from the window.I don't know how long it took for Zhou Qingfeng, who was unbearable, to slowly open his heavy eyelids.He recalled that he did not understand what was happening for half a day, only that he felt that it would be torn apart, and that there was no place in his body that was not difficult to bear.
"It's okay, the old man is still alive."Zhou Qingfeng raised his hand, was thundered clothes tattered and lost, breaking, "hands and feet are still complete, the little brother is not familiar."
The dead man’s face was dark and his body was wretched.Weak and weak, he barely got up from the floor and staggered out.He knew that he was not in a good state at the moment, and he should go to the doctor immediately - there was a primary health center near his house, and there were few steps.
Only this turn, Zhou Qingfeng heard someone behind him shouting, "This little friend, first not busy leaving."I took care of your body when the thunder fell, and you didn’t have a big deal.Listen to what you say, I have a great fortune here for you.”
This voice is a bit hoarse and distorted, but Zhou Qingfeng can hear clearly.He would be buzzing, and when he heard someone shouting, he looked back foolishly—the ore radio had been soreless, and the desk on the radio was left with some parts, plus it was full of tattered.
No one!
It must be a hallucination.
Zhou Qingfeng continued to go out, he was really uncomfortable, the skin of the red pass seems to be pierced by countless steel needles, the internal organs like a barbecue stall, hot and dry a brecing, open mouth can smoke feeling.
“Little friend, don’t go, don’t go, I really have a lot of wealth here.”Listen to me a few words, this is a rare opportunity to fall, missed regret for life."The strange voice sounded again.
He turned back again, but he didn’t see anyone.His brain regained some of his thinking ability and began to look for where this inexplicable sound came from.
The window glass is broken, the curtains have become a dark rotten cloth, the wooden table is not torn apart is a miracle, and the wall cracked a seam, the ground is leaving traces of explosion.The important thing is not to see anyone.
“I will never die again.It's not like it's being chopped by lightning, and the brain is about to be abnormal."Zhou Qingfeng self-deprecated ridicule himself, the voice just fell, he saw the original black paint on the desktop there is a bright thing - he picked up the "square lead ore", this thing is red in black at this moment, very eye-catching.
Death again . . .
Curiosity drove Zhou Qingfeng to pick up the small stone and frowned and said to himself, “Who is talking?”
A relaxed voice came out in the stone: "Little friend, you finally understand."In the valley, through this heaven and earth treasure to say hello to the little friend.It is a great blessing for you to meet me.
Oh, hey, it's magical!The stone speaks.Did the old man find the treasure?
Zhou Qingfeng opened his eyes and put the "square lead ore" in his hand for a while and asked doubtfully, "You hurt me to be struck by lightning?"
No, talk nonsense, obviously you are dead by yourself.Thunderstorm day led a 30-meter antenna on the roof, Lei Gong did not split you, who split?
The voice in the stone immediately defended: "Little friend, little friend, don't be angry."This is the opportunity, do you understand?What a great thing!What you hold in your hand is nothing.It looks inconspicuous, but it is an artifact treasure that falls outside the sky, has the ability to reverse the dryness, and breaks the void, and is called "yin and yang".You have in your hands the “Yang Gui” in your hand.
In order to get this treasure, it has taken a lot of thought, and it is only to find a person who has a chance to share it.Now it seems that this person is a friend of yours, and I don't know what the little friend should be called?"
The sound in the stone sounded a little eager, and Zhou Qingfeng did not believe it.It is just that this word sounds too occult, Zhou Qingfeng stayed, just resumed thinking and became confused - reverse the dry, break the void?Why did this happen to me again?
What do I say “again”?
“What is your name?”
"In the lower surname Valley, the name of the Yuanwei, the word cloud stone, there are still some thin names on the rivers and lakes."
After the explosion of his identity, there was still some pride in the tone of the people who spoke in the stone, and seemed to be waiting to be complimented.But this head of Zhou Qingfeng said impatiently: "I have not heard of it."Ask a question, answer a series.Are you famous?”
Coughing..., being so quenched by Zhou Qingfeng, the valley was almost choked by his own mouth.He patiently asked, “Little friend, I want to ask first, it’s the year you have been on your side?”
“This year on my side?The year 2018.”
“2018?Where does this year begin?I don’t know which generation you are?Which emperor sits in the temple?”
“Well, we are now the fifth-generation leadership of the Chinese dynasties, but we don’t have an emperor.”
“Without the Emperor?How can there be no emperor?How do you live without the Emperor?”
"The Emperor does not live."
"No emperor is not a great mess in the world, the program is always disordered . . forget it, don't say this."What was the previous generation of China?”
“Before the Chinese Dynasty, it was Jiang Jiatianzi of the Republic of China.”
“Before the Republic?”
“The nation was the full-clear Tartar as the emperor.”
“Before the full?”
"Before the Qing Dynasty, the Zhu family sat in the north and south in the morning."
“Tomorrow morning?But the Ming Dynasty founded by Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of Hongwu?”
"That's right."
Zhou Qingfeng is still in his own history in the passing line and happy, with the help of the "stone" sound of the valley Yuanwei is happy shouting: "Yes, right, in the lower position is the big Ming Dynasty."Haha, that’s finally up.I am here for forty-three years, I don't know how much time and space is separated from my friends?"
The Ming?The calendar?How many years ago?This brings us to the blind spot of the Lord’s knowledge.
“Wait, I’ll check.”Zhou Qingfeng opened the computer in a different room and replied: "The forty-three years of the Great Ming Dynasty is 1615, 403 years ago."Wait... what do you ask me?Did you really talk to me 400 years ago?Can this broken stone really travel through time?”
The faint Zhou Qingfeng finally thought of the nature of today's events and asked several questions in one fell swoop.And through time and space to send information of the valley is not in a hurry, he asked: "Little friend, can you tell me that this big Ming was finished that year?"
"Don't tell me, you'll answer my question first."Although this is more and more surprising today, Zhou Qingfeng's mood is also more and more excited, holding the magic stone hand is beginning to tremble slightly, but he is good IQ online, no longer easy to disclose information.
Zhou Qingfeng's attitude became blunt, and the valley was not annoyed.He asked, “Little friend, you just said that it was full after Ming Ming.”You’re familiar with this story, aren’t you?”
“All right.”He glanced at his own computer.He thought: History, the Internet can not know.
“That’s fine, that’s fine.”Gu Yuanwei asked with laughter again, “Then your little friend, your way to practice has reached that level?”
Practicing?What is this?Ask about the level of education.
Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head, "I graduated from college, majored in computer, specializing in programming."
The computer?Programming?Now it’s the turn of the Valley to understand.The other person seems to be wondering what kind of new kind of "computer" is a new practitioner?But think about the gap of 400 years, more new school is too normal.
“Little friend, do you know those words?”
The magic?Thirty years of focus on the puffs is not enough?
“What do you mean by magic?”
“God’s law, you know?”
Oh yeah! 🙂
Instantly . . . . . . . . . . . .
“Five moves, you know?”
More than that, what is that?“I still don’t understand.”
“The refiner, you know?”
Feeling so weak, what did the guys of these four hundred years ago do?
“Isn’t it a small production?Not to mention, I've never learned."
Gu Yuanwei is a little understanding, "Yin and yang double cultivation, happy Zen Fa, do you understand?"
“Oh, . . . I know a little bit about that.Did you teach this class publicly in ancient times?We are secretly self-taught in school, and many people have no practical experience in theory.”
A question, Zhou Qingfeng answered.After asking a few times, Master Zhou suddenly came from it - so many listening are very praiseworthy and very powerful courses, why have I never taught the university?Is my school too bad, so the teacher does not teach?Do I hate that I don’t pay enough money?
Does North Korea teach these promising courses?
After half a day, Gu Yuanwei did not ask for a reason, only that Zhou Qingfeng seemed to be something inexplicable.He asked, “Do you major in computers, specialize in programming, learn this... and make money?”
Which pot is not open!
Don't talk to me about money, it's too hurt.
Zhou Qingfeng's nose was sore, and he shook his head: "Don't make money."
“Can you help you marry a beautiful fairy after studying this profession?”
“Beautiful fairy?No.”Zhou Qingfeng is holding back tears - if there is a beautiful fairy, what kind of fancy flakes do I practice?
“Can you be an officer?”
This is even more heart-wrenching...
"That's even more impossible."
I can't help but cry, the tears are in the eyes!
"Neither earn money, but can't marry a daughter-in-law, let alone be an official, what does it mean for you to go to college?"Aren’t schools going to teach in 400 years?You unscruly children, are these good traditions of our ancestors so abandoned?”
“Yes!”
Out of control, tears..., Zhou Qingfeng crying sadly: "Oo, I don't know how I learned such a broken profession?!
The reality is so cruel, Zhou Qingfeng's stomach is so bitter - the old man is so miserable, not as good as the ancients four hundred years ago!
Listening to Zhou Qingfeng's tone was uncomfortable, Gu Yuanwei said, "Alas..., my friend, you are in a very desolate situation, heartbreaking, it is better to practice with me, in order to get the way!" 」
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