Unnamed to see the moon, wow like aggrieved child to see the mother crying, open hands to come to the moon, to embrace.

But he was kicked away inexorably.

“Ugly man forbids coming near my little baby!”Chen Xu said.

Unknown.

He took a breath, patted his ass, and said, "Get on your knees."

“The moon” is unscuttered.

Otao said, "These red rashes are contagious."

Without a name, he went back and cried.

“What, what’s the matter?”The moon asked.

Xiaotao sighed, while giving the skin patients medicine, he said helplessly: "Yesterday I took out the smoke, when there was no time to say - this smoke I treasured for hundreds of years, I do not know the shelf life."

The moon is great!

At this time, the brain automatically lists such a logical order: smoke - antique dramas must be good medicine for walking - since it is a costume drama, the background is "ancient"!- Ancient distance now, how to say there are hundreds of years - the smoking over the shelf life.

囧囧囧!

"So, you mean, my father, they will give birth to a red rash all because the smoke has passed the shelf life, will cause skin allergies and other adverse sequelae?"The moon was incomparably surprised!

Xiaotao face without expression to the nameless ass egg on the medicine, also said a special truth: "Yes, because the smoke is my pressure box bottom I do not know hundreds of years of old things, there is no shelf life, will expire and other issues I am not sure, the most uncertain is that if this thing after the shelf life, in the end there is still a sense of effect?"I didn't know myself."

“Obviously it has no effect!”Nameless angrily clutching the inflatable doll he brought, (╰⚿╯) #: "I didn't bring my wife from the Shura World call last night, isn't it all right?"

Xiaotao looked at the inflatable doll he pressed under him and said, “But don’t you have a girlfriend?”

She cried, “But my girlfriend didn’t inflate last night!”After I called my wife, I quickly found my shabby girlfriend, anxious to inflate, suddenly grew a large number of red rashes on the body, itchy and hot, but uncomfortable, who cares about doing that with his girlfriend?I’ve been tickling all night!”

“Me too.”Ten halls of oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sikong mirror with tears: "I am still a little better, go out with a little rain, feel not so hot; after being chopped by thunder once feel very comfortable, by the thunder is a kind of itching all over the body to stop the sourness, so I have been waiting for the thunder all night, sure enough to be smooth, refreshing!"

Collectively!

Water and soil are unconvinced to the empty mirror god!

"So, in summary - old zombies your drugging really expired for a long time, no amorous effect, but also let people's skin allergies!" 」The nameless bite the girl's hand and said indignantly!

But as an old zombie, he will not be ashamed of it!

He turned to look at the moon: “Did you hear that?My medicine has long expired for hundreds of years, and the effectiveness of my ass is not, so the reason why you will do some kind of unspeakable mosaic movement in the room can not be blamed on my head!"

The moon!

“Do you mean that my mother was willing to lose her last night?”The Moon convex (艹皿艹艹)!

Little (=_=): “What else?”

"No!It's your medicine..."

Before the words of the moon were finished, the skin patients said sadly: "No, last night we were very pure, they were tickling in the room!"

The moon!

She grinned, hugged the moon, and bit her ear and said, "Baby, it seems like you were the one who fell down last night."

The moon Σ (°△°|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Calmly!

There are so many people!

She looked into his eyes and tried to defend himself: “No, obviously you threw me down first!”

Yes, it was the asahi first turned into a hairless cat (leopard?)Pounce her to the ground, let her not move, can not escape!

Chen Xu (^o^) "But you took off my pants first."

People: “Wow!”

The moon immediately flushed his face and wanted to say "no", but it seemed as if this was really the truth!(TAT)

“But...” She stammered, her mind blank, and couldn’t think of words to get rid of this embarrassment!“Anyway, anyway!It's all the little boy's fault!Who made him have something wrong to come out of such a dangerous thing to harm people?!If he didn't come up with such a harmful thing, how could it make me misunderstand, and how could he?"

“What will happen?”The people are in sight!

The groaning!

These are all a bunch of eyes!

The cold sweat of the moon, how do you feel that these melon eaters now want to know what happened to them last night?

She clenched her lips and vowed not to say it!

Oh yeah!

She took a kiss on her face, then smiled and said to the people, "Last night, I became a man of the moon."

Oh no! 🙂

“The dead cat!Who told you!”The moon is red-faced and one foot on the feet!

“Nonono!I'm not a dead cat."He shook his finger, reached the lips of the moon, and said sweetly, "Since last night, I have been your man, and I will not be a dead cat from now on."

People: “???”

Chen Xu took a zombie cat from behind his ass and threw it on the table, which happened to the edge of the unnamed girlfriend's head.

People: “Wow!”

This is a cat with a story!

Chen Xu smiled and squinted and said, "Last night, thanks to the moon, I changed from a little boy to a big man, and then when I woke up, I was surprised to find that I got rid of the cat and returned to my own body."In the past, so many of us could not think of a way to get my spirit back to earth, and I did not expect to do it one night of the month, indicating that this is God's will!"

“The trough!Why didn’t you tell me when you woke up?”The moon!

She kissed her hand, and her eyes and smile were full of love: "I thought you knew."

“I know shit!”The moon did not say, "You are better as a cat as a human being?"

“Huh?”What do you say?”He squinted his eyes dangerously.

"!!" shrieked the moon, wondering why she felt a little frightened?She shrunk her body, but she fought for herself and said, “Am I wrong, I said?”What is good for you to be human?I know it’s cool, and it’s two hundred and fifty.As a cat, you have at least a smooth fur, so you can forget the troubles when you touch, so it is better to be a cat as a human being!”