The black man's hand gathered together and said: "The big lady is powerful, even the zombies can be put down, 666!"

The dead man who fell to the ground: “...”

You said he wanted to jump up and tell the people that he was okay?

Just thinking about it, the Little Ten Temple said to the men in black, “Shut up this zombie and send it to my room.”Growing up, I saw zombies for the first time, and I didn’t know what it would be like to be a pet.”

"... forget it, the subject decides, he will not get up, continue to pretend shi."

So the black-clad bodyguards tied the five flowers and carried them into the dens of the little ten halls.

The court continues to die...

Pretend death returns high ah, did not expect to enter directly into the reincarnation of the little ten halls, this progress is faster than the king of hell kicking him into the bathtub of the little ten halls!What does that mean?It means that he will soon be free, and he will be far away from the men of hell!

Oh too!

But ...

After being sent into the boudoir of the Little Ten Temple, the Little Ten Temple looked at the zombies that had been thrown on the ground, touched the chin, and thought for a long time, always feeling that something was missing.

She turned her head and muttered a few words, nodded her, and after a while, brought her something, and the little Ten Temple herself put on the subject...

Wear it...

Dai . . .

“The trough!The dog chain!”The courtier could not bear it, never pretended to die again, and jumped up: "Ten halls!You despise people too much, don’t you?I am a zombie, not a dog!Even if you want to keep me as a pet, you can’t change it in another way.Think of me as a cat!”

The little ten halls pulled hard, the dog chain pulled the courtiers, and the little ten halls stepped on the back of the generals: "I say you are a dog, you are a dog!"

“That’s why he doesn’t like the dog chain!”

If he is used as a pet, he wants to be treated as a cat.

Do you think it’s better to be a cat than a dog?

You see the dog walking shit officers on the street, do they often take flying saucers and other toys to train the dog, what are the stupid training of "squatting down", "rolling", "holding the claws"... will look at the dogs, are tired for their dogs!

If it was a cat...

Think of the cat in the coffin shop of No. 44, enough?Stupid enough, right?Enough is stupid, right?In addition to eating or sleeping, nothing is good, but it is only a good thing to be provided for by people, no matter what you do, you will not be scolded!There is no special password training...

In contrast, it is much easier to be a cat than a dog.

In fact, the soldiers' bones are very lazy, in addition to a little cleanliness, see the dirty things can not help but roll up the sleeves to clean.

"Dead zombies, if you want to stay here, listen to me."The little ten temples stepped on the back of the courtiers.

The servant sighed and breathed, and there was no love for the face: "Whatever."

In any case, the ten halls of the previous life also seem to keep him as a pet... it doesn't matter, it doesn't make any difference, as long as you don't let him do that stupid training...

“Come on, hold your paws.”The little ten shrines down, and the courtiers extended their hands.

The subject (╰_╯)#!

This has just been finished!Have a stupid training!

He is the noble tyrant of the zombies, and he does not do such stupid things!

"I'm a zombie, not a dog, and I can understand what you say, so you don't need to be like ordinary humans, the process of training dogs is fun, and the results of training are displayed." 」Because I can understand your words, your training is not fun in the process.And because my appearance is the same as human, so even if you show off in front of others, "my pet zombies are very obedient", others will not feel very good!"The general sighed, "It's really too much to say, it's dry mouth..."

Brush!

The black bodyguards flashed back three or four meters again!

"I don't drink blood."He said, "Just give me a glass of watermelon juice."

Call~

The black bodyguards breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing her own men so filial, the little ten halls were not happy again, and she asked coldly, “Do you really insist on not being my dog?”

General (=-=): "Shit, I'm a zombie."

The little Ten Temple is gloomy and gloomy: "As long as you promise to be my dog, I will let you prepare watermelon juice now."

General (=-=): "Even if I were a dog, you would give me watermelon juice."

In the past, the Little Ten Temple was very active in buying watermelon juice for him, and he did not believe that the Little Ten Temple after his reincarnation could be different from the previous life to go somewhere, and sooner or later it would prepare drinks for him!

That's just so confident!

However ...

“Bring the phone from a very yellow and violent auction house and ask them, how much can a zombie sell for?”The little Ten Temple said.

Σ (°△°|||)!!

“Yes, sir!”The black-clad bodyguards showed their high professionalism and quickly handed over their mobile phones: "Miss, very yellow and violent auction house has been contacted."

The courtier: "Hello, that very yellow and violent auction house, the name sounds very yellow and violent ah, it should not be an erotic auction house?"

The little ten halls smiled, and she looked deeply at the general's courtier: "That is."

General (=-=): "Ten halls, you don't have to look at me more, you are willing to take a few seconds to look at me, rather than continue to call and talk to the auction house about the deal, this is clearly to me, let me ask you for forgiveness, so that you will not sell me to the auction house."

The Little Ten Temples (艹皿艹艹艹)!

“Sell it straight away!It doesn’t make sense to have such disobedient pets!”The little ten hall breathlessly put the mobile phone in the ear: "Hello, is it very yellow, very violent auction house of the yellow boss?"I have a good thing here to sell you."

Phone: “Hey, isn’t that the big lady who’s tugged at the cool guy?”How do you make phone calls from our trading bank?I thought I would never receive a guest like you in my life!”

The little ten halls looked cold, she knew what boss Huang meant, is laughing at her will never grow up?Will you ever be able to interact with auction houses like these?

convex (艹皿艿艹艿艹)!

There are three major taboos in the life of the little ten temples after reincarnation:

1, do not say she is flat.

2, don't say she's not big.

3 Don't tell her that she's short!

Now, boss Huang has gingerly poked her second taboo ah!

“Not selling!Come, today we are going to very yellow and violent auction house copy home!”The little Ten Temple exclaimed!

Phone Σ (°△°||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||I was wrong!Don't be angry!What do you want to sell?Me, how do I sell my goods to make a finale?I'll give you a lifetime VIP seat!How much do you want to pay for your goods?”