The subject (=-=): "No."

Boss Huang ($v$): “What’s the point of your body?”

General (=-=): “It makes no sense."

Mr. Huang, how do you feel like you are embarrassed to talk about the cold place?

General (=-=): "You sell yourself, do you still have to perform special, so that you can attract guests to buy me?"

Mr. Wong ($v$): “Yes.”

General (=-=): "Is it the big stone in my chest that I'm performing on stage?"

The boss!

But think carefully... as if a zombie can perform in addition to the big stone on his chest, what else can he perform to prove that he is a real zombie?Did you see the show...was it a success?

If you really want to sell, is he going to add such an ad: buy this zombie, and don't be afraid of being attacked in the future, because he will help block the grab!Oh, and huh!

The hustle and bustle of Huang's boss asked, "Except for the performance of the big stone in the chest... will you not be called magic?"

General (=-=): “It will be a little...”

Boss Huang ($v$): “Go and see one?”

The subject becomes smaller and larger, and finally simply explains: “The best magic is to become bigger and smaller.”

Boss Huang: “Good and useless zombies!”

General (=-=): “What’s useless?Don't look down on this magic!I have used this magic to escape the pursuit of the earth for thousands of years, and all my spells are the most useful in this set of spells!But lately this set of spells is not very good, he meows too closely at me, and he prints all my looks from 1 to 72 years old into photos, how can I change it is useless."

With that, he touched his chin and thought seriously: "This is a reminder to me that I should probably go to the facelift, this time it is said that the sale can make a lot of money, or take this money to the whole face?" 」

But the next second he gave up the idea: "The skin is too hard, the scalpel can't be complete, huh!"

It seems that the skin is too thick is not a good thing!

Go ahead, he’s still in need of care.

However, the magic that became bigger and smaller did not interest the boss Huang, and he even looked down on the old zombie who lived to be 9000 years old, it would only be a magic trick that became bigger and smaller!

Boss Huang ($v$): “Well, in addition to magic, what special bright spot do you think you can arouse someone else’s urge to support you?”

General: “For example?”

Boss Huang ($ v$): "Is there any special identity background, such as helping the Yellow Emperor to carry over and help the Yan Emperor to fight?"Our background is also a selling point.Last month, we just sold a princess in a country that God doesn’t know, and identity alone makes her price swipe up!”

General (=-=): "... I only helped the oysters to fight the two emperors."

Mr. Huang ($v$): “It’s okay!What other special honors?”

General (=-=): "...I helped to tear down the Temple of the King of the Kingdom of Allah."

Boss Huang ($v$), the money in his eyes is twice as much as the brush.

The general (=-=): “... lived with the king of hell.”

Huang boss ($v$), the money in the eyes clamored twice.

He said, “The hell is chasing me.”

Huang boss ($v$), the money in the eyes clamored three times.

General: "...help Pangu catches the cat."

Boss Huang ($v$), the money in his eyes is four times as much as he rubs.

General: "...help the cat beat Pangu."

Huang boss ($ v$), the money in the eye is five times.

He said, “I’m thirsty.”

Boss Huang immediately turned his head down and said, “Go and prepare watermelon juice for this zombie!”“Didn’t you hear people say you were thirsty?”

“Yes!”The men rushed to the watermelon juice.

Boss Huang turned his head, smiled and squinted at the general, the money figure in the eyes clatter doubled ah, he predicted that the zombie in front of the auction can rise in the value of money, now he feels that the starting price of ten million is five times, it is 50 million!(^o^)/~!

After the watermelon juice was sent, the gentleman's face was finally better, and after taking a sip of watermelon juice, the whole zombie felt that the cadaver was complete.

Alas, to help the king to find his brother... oh no, it is to find my sister, it is really not an easy job, this time back to the world, said more than he said in the previous 16 years, said dry mouth has not yet given him watermelon juice to drink!

It was hard work, he didn’t want to do it.

But if you don't, those brainy kings will kill him to the ends of the earth with a big knife, and then don't say that they are sleeping well, and even watermelon juice can't drink well.

Alas, impermanence also said that while the current ten halls are 16 years old, it is the age of the girl who understands the flower season, and it is best to deceive the feelings of the ten halls when they are deceived, but how do he think that the ten temples are more difficult to deceive than in previous lives?

I think that year, he just made a joke, the little ten halls to see his eyes changed, changed, changed...

Now, the little ten halls are completely just to treat him as a lulie to control the strange thorny!

Don’t give him watermelon juice.

Yesterday he said he was thirsty, but the little ten halls just don't give watermelon juice, not only don't give it, but let no one of them buy him watermelon!

(╰_╯)

Disturbed.

The general is a little angry.

Boss Huang looked at him as if he were looking at his lover, ($ v $) "Anyway, don't worry, since you come to me, then I will definitely wrap you up and shine, and you will be screaming as soon as you take the stage."The people who come to us are the world's tyrants, and they will buy dozens of acres of watermelon land for you!"

“Really?”The general laughed, and on this, finally let him feel that this auction was very fun.

"Of course, according to your identity, at least with the 'billion' level to shoot it!"Boss Huang's eyes were golden, the mouth water could not help but flow down, and he turned to the little ten halls and said, "Miss, let's talk about smoking."Our rules here are five or five points, and this zombie can sell for at least a few hundred million, and we make even five or five points."

“Whatever.”Little Ten Temple said without expression, this person a zombie said for half a day, finally it is his turn to speak, she believes that the eyes of the boss Huang, feel that he can accurately estimate the value of the zombies, and now hear that she can use "billions" to set the price of the zombies, she now feels that the starting price of 10 million is really blind.

However . . .

A little uncomfortable.

Disturbing when I saw someone taking watermelon juice to give zombies a drink...

She didn’t know what she was upset about, anyway!(╰_╯)

“I’m so happy to say I’m going to get a contract and sign it with you!”The boss’s ass is gone.

After he left, the little ten halls stared at the generals with anger, and she did not know why she was not happy in her heart, but now she wanted to unload the zombies with eight pieces!

The courter was drinking watermelon juice, suddenly felt that there were many eye knives on his own body, he looked up, and found that the little ten halls were looking at themselves.

After reading the eyes of the Ten Temples, he smiled, "You will regret it."