"Hello, this is the cassette shop, No. 44, Huangquan 1 Road, please what kind of service do you need?"

There was a sound on the phone that made the little ten halls safe, and she smiled with joy: “Will you catch zombies?”

Phone: "Yes."

Little Ten Temple (^_^): "A particularly powerful zombie, will you also catch it?"

Phone: "No more zombies."

Little Ten Temple (^_^): "The most powerful zombie in the world, will you catch it?"

Phone (doctory seems to know something -_-||): "..."

“...?”The smile of the little ten halls froze, it is strange, why don't you talk on the phone?Can they not be able to do it?

Just as she was worried about it, the phone said, "Yes."

“Really?”She was so surprised that she almost called out.

“Only...”

The little ten halls were so happy that they were so happy that now, when they heard these three words, their faces immediately sank and panicked: “But what?”

Phone (→v →): “To add money.”

“...”

This is a scary one...

The little ten halls covered the little heart, lowered their heads, and almost died by this phone call.

“Isn’t that just adding money?Why did you stop so long?”The little Ten Temple said incredibility.

On the other side of the phone, he smiled and said, “Don’t worry, we’ll take this task.”We have a master who is idle here, so we can go directly to your house now, and expect to arrive tomorrow.

The little temple just wanted to say "yes", and the other party hung up the phone.

A very embarrassed face...

Half a day, the little ten halls muttered in an inexplicably: “hanging up?”I... I don’t seem to know where I live, so they sent someone out?Can their people come?”

uh...

This question is a bit serious...

But...

"Master is a master, surely, it is different from ordinary people, other people's families have to ask the address to go, they must use the method of pinch to figure out where I live."Awesome, really the best master in the industry!Looks like you can really make an old zombie this time!”The little Ten Halls are very happy.

The next second, she showed a wicked laugh: "Death old zombie, you wait, this time I must kneel down and sing the conquest!"Oh huh . . .

*

The next day.

He lay in the coffin playing with his mobile phone.

The phone is constantly playing a video.

“Master, this is the watermelon juice you want, please enjoy it.”

"Because you are now the new owner of our family, don't you like to call it that?"

“Come on, Master, drink watermelon juice.”

"Because you are my master, I am your kitten," the little ten halls squinted and handed over the watermelon juice.

“Master, what do you want your cat to do?”

“The owner...”

Listen to the sound of a sweet and sweet "master" in the video, the pale face of the courtier appeared crazy red, he did not know why, he liked to watch this video, and look at it, the more he liked.

But pay attention!

When the little temple usually appeared in front of him, he did not feel at all.

But watch this video just keep going!

Maybe he’s good with this?

On this day, the old zombie finally realized his special quirks, and excitedly rushed to the Internet to find N children's version of the uniform, intend to buy it for the little ten halls to try.

He brushed this brush, he brushed all day Taobao, and just when he checked out...

System: Your card number has been frozen.

What?!

He tried several times and found that the card number was frozen information, he wondered, he is now the world's richest man, how can he not buy a few Taobao goods?

After trying several times, he could not pay for success, so he shouted: "Ten halls!"

Oh! 🙂

A small figure came in like a tornado!

“What is it?”The little ten halls stand and stand right next to the coffin of the subject's courtiers!

The courter sat up, took the mobile phone to the little ten halls to look at, and asked inexplicably, “Why can’t I pay for it?”What happened to my card?Aren’t there 10 billion in there?Why can’t you turn a penny away now?”

The little ten halls looked at the huge system prompt on the mobile phone, hooked the corners of the mouth, and quickly pressed down.

At this point, she finally waited!

“You don’t have any money in your card because I’m all turned it out.”Stupid zombies, do you think you can really own all the wealth with one of my father’s fortune transfer books?I’ve been busy transferring all the money in your name these days, and now I’ve turned all the money around, so you don’t have a dime in your card.Now that you are already poor, what qualifications do you have to lie in such a luxurious high-tech coffin?What are you eligible for drinking watermelon juice?What’s the right to stay in my house?”

The more the Ten Temples, the more excited they are!

She waited a long time for this day!

Although it only takes a few days to transfer the money, she feels as if it has been so long for centuries!

She waited, and the old zombies cried in front of her and begged her...

“The Master!I was wrong!As long as you let me stay with you, I will do whatever you want me to do.”The little Ten Temple has not yet outlined in the mind how to humiliate the subject with words, how the subject kneeled to her knees, the subject has flashed out from the coffin, hugged her waist, and shouted!

囧!

Although, she would love to see the old zombies kneeling and beg her...

Indeed, it is on his knees;

I really begged her.

But...

How does it feel to be different from what you think?Don’t have any happy feelings?Is this old zombie a little ashamed?

In fact, in the mind of the general, the thought is: as long as I give me watermelon juice to drink, no matter what, what is the face, just throw it, anyway, 9000 years, everything can be seen through, the skin can be watermelon juice to drink?If you can't, then take it for watermelon juice to drink, as long as the little ten halls are happy, there is nothing to lose face.

So he knelt obediently in front of the ten halls, holding a well-behaved smile, if there is a dog tail behind the ass, he can still shake, anyway, as long as there is watermelon juice to drink.

The Ten Temples: “...”

He meowed, saw such a shameless zombie, she thought day and night all kinds of humiliation of his pictures become not so important...

After half an hour of embarrassment, the Little Ten Temple broke this awkward atmosphere: "Really, what do you want to do, do you want to?" 」

“Oh yeah!”

“Sing me the conquest!”The Ten Halls roar!

The courtier opened his mouth and came: "In this way, you conquered, cut off all the retreat, my mood is solid, my decision is confused, so you conquered ~"

The Ten Temples (⊙▽⊙)

He really sings...

She is not angry now...