My Senior Apprentice Sister Isn't Human
Chapter 80:My Senior Apprentice Sister Isn't Human
On the first day of coming to Shushan, Xu Zhiyi found that he had encountered more strange experiences than the past few decades combined!
First, the inexplicable pass of the inquiry test, followed by the inexplicable hostage being taken hostage, and finally the inexplicable hand demolition of a whole fairy palace... uh, wait, in fact, this can not be regarded as a hand, right?
Well, but anyway, at least the result was a good one, wasn’t it?
At least at this moment, he has successfully joined the Shushan ship, and is also riding on the golden tower boat of the Yunshi sister to the peak of one of the 36 inverted peaks, and began a day of cohabitation with his sister...
Speaking of this cloud sister named Yunfan, although when they just met, there was a kind of high-cool goddess Fan, but after chatting, it soon exposed the nature of loving gossip... So, just flying a half-hour in the building boat, she asked dozens of questions in one go, and have been detailed to the extent of "Ning Shijie do you like to listen to songs or eat when you fall in love"!
Don't be so good, Xu Zhi was asked sweating like rain, but can't help but a little strange, Yun sister, you are obviously that kind of very enthusiastic neighborhood sister plus gossip party, why do you have to put on a very high cold posture?
“Well, I don’t want to either.”Speaking of this, Yunfan was also very emotional sigh, "But the elders said that we Shushan represents the great path of the world, so that those evil spirits outside the way to see us are afraid, so for the overall image of the gate, every disciple should pay attention to the instrument when he laughs."
So, she paused, after making sure that no one around meeaves, and full of mysterious faces: "In fact, when everyone is in Shushan, it is completely different from outside, such as just the Jin brother, you know, in fact, he usually likes to collect rag dolls, filled with a whole room..."
uh, really fake, Xu Zhi couldn't help but raise his head, and imagined the stubborn old-fashioned gold brother holding a bunch of rag dolls, and suddenly there was a feeling of respect.
Well, let alone whether it was true or false, but at this time, under the control of Yunfan, the golden tower ship finally reached the destination of the trip after bypassing a towering cliff, that is, the thousand ship peaks where Yun Shi sister lived.
Under the dark yellow moon, this upside-down peak located on the outskirts of Shushan Mountain, quietly suspended in the silver and white clouds, through those clouds that float like water sleeves, you can vaguely see a vastness outside the peak of a thousand ships, several white cranes spread their wings, and the flying rotation in this vastness is very leisurely.
“Wait a minute, don’t you say a thousand ships?”He knew that he was far away, but he couldn’t help but be slightly surprised, “So, what about the thousand fairy ships in the legend?”
“Well, it hasn’t been shipped yet.”Yunfan raised the swan-like slung jade neck, and also looked at the vastness of the mountain, and the expression of the original smile suddenly became a little strange, "In fact, only the 15th of each month will have a large number of failed fairy ships sent here, and then concentrated on destruction."
“Oh?”Xu Zhihu really did not expect this result, "so, a thousand peaks are recycled abandoned fairy ships ... well, it is a waste of such a domineering name!" 」
Speaking, with the conversation between the two people, the golden tower ship has successfully reached the peak of the thousand ships, slowly turned to a towering cliff, the cloud sister controlled the building boat docked, and pointed to the golden light on the cliff: "Come, this is my residence, tonight you sleep with me!" 」
One, together, sleep together?
Xu knew that a stagger under his feet, almost fell out of the boat, and waited, and then, just now, Sister Yun said, let me be with her...
Stunned, it was almost doubtful that he had heard wrong, he could not help turning his head and looking at the cloud sail cloud sister who was dancing in the wind next to him.
Under the light red sunset afterglow, this beautiful sister-in-law is slightly raised like a swan-like slender jade neck, looking at the distance, slightly pasted the jade cheek with a few redness, the ear hangs like white jade, the body is even more high-spirited, although the appearance and redness are slightly different, but it is undeniable, it is also a beautiful beauty!
“Well, so say?”I suddenly felt a little bit of a heart.
So what, as a season full of young people, this time should be a solemn rejection, but then again, considering the initiative of Sister Yun, out of respect for women's etiquette issues...
Blow up!
Well, before he made a decision here, the cloud sails there had been a gentle sleeve, and saw the golden light flying, and the cliff was even roaring and shaking, slowly splitting from it, revealing a large dock hidden in the mountain body... uh, wait a moment, the dock?
Yes, it's a dock!
Hidden in the huge dock in the mountain, covering an area of about a few thousand feet, but it seems very cluttered, the rock wall around it is not modified at all, in the end, it is a random pile of shipbuilding materials and repair tools, such as wood canvas nails and so on, all paved with people's feet, only the square table in the middle is full of drawings, barely can be regarded as furniture.
Don’t tell me, are we going to live here?
Xu Zhi looked stunned, wait a while, say good fragrant boudoir, say good soft bed, say good bathing room, feed and feed, if there is no bathing room, how to step on the bathing robe, how to accidentally fall into my arms, how to accidentally touch the cherry lip, how...
“Yes, we’ll sleep here at night.”Yunfan clapped his hand at random, took the lead and jumped downstairs into the dock, "because no one has lived here before, so I have not prepared food for people to eat, but there is...“Cry!”
“What is it?”I knew that I was at a loss, I heard this strange sound, turned my head subconsciously, and then suddenly I was shocked!
In his stunned glance, in his stunned view, the cloud sail actually rolled up its sleeves, picked up a piece of sandalwood in the corner, followed by a crisp and chewing, hard biting a small piece, and then chewing with relish...
In a blink of an eye, she actually ate a whole plank of wood, thought and rubbed her stomach endlessly, picked up the white canvas next to it, tore a large piece down from it, and enjoyed it into her mouth to continue to taste.
What situation?Nima, what is this?
Xu Zhi was completely shocked by this alien eccentricity, so stupidly opened his eyes, and watched the beautiful lady finish the whole canvas: "Wait, wait, you actually eat wooden boards and canvas?"
“Yes, what’s the problem?”Yunfan naturally blinked, opened a wooden barrel, grabbed a large nail from it, and put it in his mouth like a snack, "wait for it to explain to you... click... the nails on my ship are broken... so eat some nails first... click... repair it..."
Eating nails?Can you eat nails?
Xu Zhi looked at her with a stunned look at her, suddenly reacted, and suddenly took an incredible step back: "Wait, wait, sister, you are, in the end, what is it?"
An La, An La, Yunfan put down the wooden barrel with satisfaction, and was very casually pointed out: "Yes, in fact, I am not a person, I am ... that!"
Which?Following her point, she turned her head, and immediately entered the petrochemical state.
What else, the dock outside the dock is moored the golden building ship, at this moment, with the cloud sail eating those wooden canvases and nails, the original few damage on the ship, actually in the magic of automatic healing...
Stupid ah, Xu knew the stunned chin, looked at the golden tower ship, and then looked at the windy cloud sail, and then looked at the golden building ship, and then look at the windy cloud sail, continue to see...Nima, do not look!
Red fever you steam, do you say, sister, you are?
Yes, in his shocked eyes, Yunfan bit a small plank of wood again, and also a serious chest: "Sister, as you can see, in fact, I am not a person, I am... this ship!" 」
Hah!
A third of a second later, Xu Zhizhi directly became a humanoid fountain, I wiped, who can tell me, what is the matter?
“Calm down, calm down.”Yunfan very nicely handed over a small piece of canvas, "Come, eat a piece of canvas press shock, hey, no, I forgot you don't eat canvas... Well, in fact, it is very simple to say, we Shushan ship to refine the fairy ship, often have a self-conscious situation, just like your pen."
“Well, you mean, the ships we’re refining in Shushan are all spiritual tools?”It is unbelievable or unbelievable.
"Yes, though most of them can only be called pseudops."Yunfan's proud explanation to him, "so to say, we Shushan, why can be respected as the leader of the right path in the world, in addition to our whole heart in addition to evil and good, to a large extent, because we have a unique alchemy, so that the refined fairy ship, from the beginning of the birth is the spirit weapon..."
“So say?”And he knows the praise.
"So I'm a spirit-class ship."Yunfan smiled and leaned on the golden tower ship, and very pleasantly pointed to himself, "The spirit-class fairy ship will give birth to a spirit like mine, um, according to the Shushan name, our spirit is often called... um, the ship spirit!"
“Oooh!”Before I could finish, I knew it would spray again, “ship?”The ship?The ship?”
“Not the ship, but the ship!”Yunfan corrected a serious correction, but thought and slightly sideways, "Well, then back, the ship's mother sounds much more lovely than the ship spirit, I want to find an opportunity to teach the words, simply after everyone will call the ship mother...
It's okay, leave me alone, let me smoke for a while!
Xu knows the tears of speechless looking at the sky, Nima, we think that the Shushan sword pie into the Shushan ship, has been a big surprise, I did not expect there is a serial surprise package in the back, this is let me play the rhythm of the real-life version of the ship?
No wonder, no wonder, as soon as I heard the Shushan ship school, there was a strange familiarity; no wonder Brother Jin, they heard that I wanted to live with Sister Yun, and their faces were full of strange faces; no wonder Sister Yun was so relieved to sleep with me, think about it, even if our family was mad again, what can we do with a ship?
It turns out that even if he wants to do something with a ship, he has to have a chance!
Because the next moment, Yunfan has stretched the wonderful waist and limbs, while lazily yawning, while casually walking toward the golden building boat: "Well, after eating the night is really sleepy ah, master and sister, you can find a place to sleep, I will not accompany you."
That said, her high figure, so unimpeded slowly into the mast of the building, but before disappearing completely, she suddenly found a small half of her handsome face from the deck: "Ah, I almost forgot to say, I like to turn over when I sleep, for the safety of life, brother, you'd better stay away from me."
What can be said, the only thing I can do is to stand in the same place without words, silently watching the golden building ship slightly trembling, slightly trembling, and then very quickly, there is a slight purr...
A few minutes later, in this soft purr, there were hundreds of huge golden ships, suddenly with some kind of unimaginable picture, very strangely turned over, shaking the whole dockyard is roaring and trembling -
“Well, I can confirm now that I can’t do anything to a ship...”
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