Small Ads Are the Scariest
Chapter 178:Small Ads Are the Scariest
At the beginning of April, the tomb of Xuanyuan as the core of the radiation, thousands of miles of the main evil cult demon nest, all encountered incomprehensible strange events...
The so-called strange event, not to refer to what foreign enemies invaded, but to refer to the major forces of the refining or demonic monsters, every morning wake up will be shocked to find that their own door or the stone pillars in front of the door, actually covered with dense pieces of paper, by the cold morning wind, hundreds of pieces of white flowers of paper clatter, that the scene is simply spectacular!
Your father's!What an asshole did it!
After the initial consternation, those temperers are also monsters, of course, they are furious and furious, they rolled up their sleeves to tear these small pieces of paper, and then waited for them to rush up and tear a few, and suddenly surprised to find out - "Oh, as if these small pieces of paper on it, also printed with very strange content?"
Yes, on every mysterious piece of small piece of paper, all with bold color fonts, printed with all kinds of strange slogans, I don't know who wrote it himself, anyway, it looks very tempting -
"Xuanyuan Tomb Thousand Fox Tomb Grand Theatre, April 12th held a full Kunwu tour concert, invite you to witness a great legend!"
"Millennium nine-tailed fox demon bearer, beautiful lute friendship to join, more popular actress jade bracelet for the first time to play, lasted three years to create singing and dancing classics, more Xuanyuan tomb all parties to the demon king to help, for you to open the door to the new world!"
"The first performance, tickets are free, half the price of food and accommodation, with a psychic fox hair produced by thousands of foxes, the 88th, 888, 888th, 888th audience, but also get Su Da's own signature of the jade lute, more than the imagination of the rich and mysterious award waiting for you Oh!"
Who can tell me what this is all about Nima?
Never have seen such an unscrupulous little advertisement, or, never seen such a huge advertisement, the demon cave nests around the tomb of Xuanyuan are all stunned, a moment full of fog, completely do not understand what to react to -
It sounds like Su Da of Xuanyuan Tomb and those demon kings are planning to hold a concert, and invite us to see... Wait a minute, what is the concert, is a branch of Peking Opera or Vietnam Opera?
No matter what it is, anyway, from this day on, these small advertisements have been endlessly like bombing, repeatedly appearing at the door of the major forces, and it is simply that God is invincible, and even I do not know how to put it up.
For example, as a nearby gate sent by the flying emperor sword, once expressed great anger at this kind of small advertising behavior, and once sent dozens of disciples to guard the door inspection overnight, the result was that in the early morning, a group of disciples just took a nap, just opened their eyes confusedly, saw a red shadow whizzing away, and the door had already been dancing over the snow white paper, which looked like a lot of snow...
Fucking, fucker!
As the current leader of the flying sky, the fierce character of the Jiu Li Jianzun is extremely indignant, especially in seeing today's new small advertisements, actually painted a group of beautiful foxes and sisters, and the disciples under the door of the red-eyed secretly hidden small advertisements, it is simply angry that they are trembling: "The world wind is under the sun, the world wind is under the sun, the Buddha wants to see, what means to see, the tomb?"
It turns out that there are many ways to go to the tomb!
After half a month of small advertisements, the demon king was no longer satisfied with posting leaflets, but changed to large-scale propaganda under the guidance of some people's irresponsible -
For example, the use of demonic art to transform several nearby peaks into large billboards, drawing lifelike patterns on the walls of thousands of cliffs; for example, special yellow robes to blame them to officially send invitations to the door, there is no way to give me the face of the situation; and for example, spend a lot of money to hire a lot of shrimp soldiers crabs, every time people say how wonderful the concert is rehearsing, um, because these shrimp crabs are rehearsing.“The Army!”
Well, all kinds of propaganda means a multi-pronged approach, have never seen the media forces of all parties, but also really bombarded with dizzy, in a somewhat well-known word, what is called the eyeball economy, that is, whether the evaluation is good or bad, let them know it first!
In fact, by the end of April, almost thousands of miles of the gate forces, all know what kind of theater opened there, and a large group of foxes and sisters who wanted to open a concert that they had never heard of, and this concert seemed to come from what Kunwu was outside, full of exotic customs...
God knows what the concert is, but it has been brainwashed for a whole month, in addition to a few strong-willed and tenacious guys, most of the demon king in the spiritual way of tempering, but also really different curiosity - then what, Xuanyuan Tomb seems not far away, anyway idle is also idle, it is better we should go to see?
“Fuck, all my disciples, I can’t let go!”Jiu Li Jianjun was furious about this, and directly pulled out the Fa sword full of positive face, "Come, prepare the roller coaster, the Buddha will personally go to the Xuanyuan Tomb to remove the demon... Yes, where is the theater?"
Shit, Master, what about your fuck?
A large group of disciples of the Imperial Sword Zong so collectively rolled their eyes, sent the supreme to teach the Supreme to go to Xuanyuan Tomb to remove the demon, of course, in fact, more than nine Li swords, half way to gather the spirits of the demon king more and more, and finally the vastness became a huge sightseeing group, know is to come to see the concert, do not know really think to be the devil...
Fortunately, well, these guys are not good in relation to each other, and together with the collective movement of the demon king on all sides of the Xuanyuan Tomb, there is finally no one on the spot to see each other.
But even so, the red sister, who is responsible for maintaining order, is still trembling and cold sweating, watching a certain powerful man fall from the sky with a fierce killing spirit, and he has the impulse to subconsciously want to take out the small spider...
"Anyone, just smile at this time."I quickly pulled out a carton of milk to shock her.
"Smile, it's good if I don't shake."The red sister took a deep breath, and couldn't help but raise her hand to ask, "Speech, you know, the concert you said... uh, okay?"
“Well, that’s okay.”Xu Zhihu is actually also very hearty, full of strange-looking touch chin, thinking and very serious proposal, "Otherwise, red you first let the silver into a bus waiting outside the thousands of foxes, do not turn off, if the situation is not good, we will run early?" 」
“Oooh!”The red sister was full of milk, but she could only bear the panic and greet him, and kept a smile with a group of foxes and sisters, and led all the power gathered by these parties to the thousands of foxes.
Do you remember the hall where Sioux had sung "shining tears of tea eggs", the underground hall at this moment, after days of the demon king's hard work transformation, has become a stage full of strange painting style... Well, the reason is that it is strange, because I know that I have not seen how to arrange the real concert, so he simply came in accordance with the general idea.
Less than a moment, hundreds of people who came to the power of the distant, have found their own position under the guidance of the foxes and sisters to sit down, if not considering that they are wearing a favel of the robe armor with a flying sword, there is really a sense of sight of the collective group to see the film, only to each person to send a pair of 3D glasses it is really perfect.
The next moment, with the sharp turn of the head, the Lu Feng later on the other side will immediately stamp his feet, the whole scene lights are out, hundreds of powerful people are not expected, suddenly there is a small noise, a few deficient demonic people who are not satisfied with the concentration of the devil almost even take out the blood droplets, it is necessary to do it first regardless of the situation.
“That’s right!”In a state of confusion, the nine-legged sword of the flying sky was furious, and suddenly pulled out the Fa sword, "Where are the disciples under the door, with the Buddha's dew..."
Don't bother, Xu Zhihu quickly stopped him, and pointed to the round stage above: "What, seniors, our concert is about to start, loud noise and mobile phone are not right."
Speaking, the curtain on the stage has slowly risen, in the eyes of the powerful and slightly surprised eyes of all parties, the huge curtain faintly appeared behind the dim and vague figure, and gradually there was a faint and strange music sound, like a fog coming from all sides, covering the entire hall in a strange atmosphere.
The next moment, the light suddenly lit up, and after seeing the rising curtain, Su Da's figure suddenly appeared, and hundreds of powerful people under the stage suddenly opened their eyes, almost subconsciously looking up.
“Fuck off!”In the eye-catching expectation, the nine-legged sword is disdainful and arrogant, and the cold snoring of carelessness is still involuntarily turning to the stage-
"It's funny, Ben Zhen would want to see what kind of concert, what can be done...This, what is this?”
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