Variety Show Competition
Chapter 8:Variety Show Competition
The next day, Xue Shao was taken to the Western Garden.
Compared with the East Inner Garden, which is used to visit the natural landscape, the West Inner Garden is a place for many royal entertainment, but large-scale sports events such as polo competitions, tug-of-war and corner arrivals are often held on holidays.
Xue Shao stood alone on the corner of the field, the court side of a circle to help the drums of the war, and there was a group of soldiers around the armor guard.
"The elephant's tame rhino horn is proud, and the star-marine frost sword is high."The six palaces competed with public opinion, and the three thousand robes were surrounded by Zhu Cui."The corner is one of the most popular "hundred plays" in the court of Datang, usually a group of people who show their upper body on the stage and cheering on the stage.It has an established routine, and the composition of the performance is mostly, somewhat similar to the current American gladiatorship.
When Xue Shao defendant was going to participate in the corner today, he laughed helplessly.If the real battle kills the enemy, it is reluctant to force, wrestling performance is not a strength.
Soon after, a group of people were late driving with the Princess Taiping's trollight, and then the princess took a seat at the theater.Because she was a little far away, Xue Shao saw the face of the Taiping Princess.I saw a eunuch holding the flag on the stage and said to Xue Shao: "The son wants to perform for the princess today, and the princess must be satisfied."
"I won't get there."Xue Shao said truthfully.
“It’s also simple.”The eunuch pointed the flag around this, "What Xue Gongzi has to do is to stay on this one by any means."If you are beaten, you lose.”
"I know."Xue Shao replied lightly.Originally did not want to show his hand in front of people, but was forced to this, there is no way to do things, but ask for self-poverty, point to stop!
The eunuch raised the flag, and on the other side came the fat eunuch Zhu Weimei, who brought food to Xue Shao yesterday.Seeing that he had two large feet, the fat on his body was shaking like a wave.
After the two stood opposite, someone came up to pick up their upper body clothes.
Princess Taiping sat on the stage and smiled, "That bad guy is so thin, only half of Zhu Meimei, if it is overturned, it will be crushed to death!"Unfortunately, he could not see his face now, and he thought he was going to cry!Hip-huh!Hurry up and start!”
"The little man Zhu Meimei was on the orders of the princess to be against the son, and offended!"Judith is very attentive to the number of gifts.
Xue Shao sneered, "I think it's more appropriate for you to call the Eight Rings of Pigs."
With the flag, the game began.
Fat eunuch Zhu Weimei waved his arms, shaking the fat flesh like a wave quiver, and his mouth was still "roaring" strangely to Xue Shao demonstration.
Xue Shao just stood up and looked at him lightly, feeling very funny - this eunuch, who is scared?
"Hang-" accompanied by a strange voice of the scream, Zhu Wei Mei jumped to Xue Shao's front, bent down to the left hand clasp the right hand, to throw a side to him.
Indeed, Xue Shao did not even hide, like an iron gun, and let him make his strength and do not move.
Xue Shao felt a little helpless, I actually will have to fight with the eunuch one day!Although this body is now incomparable to the previous life, it is more than enough to deal with a fat dead eunuch.
“Uh?”Zhu Weimei was confused, and he looked up at Xue Shao, who was half thinner than him, and turned his eyes round.
Xue Shao pulled him by the ear and pulled him around like a spin gyro.Zhu Meimei issued a pig-killing scream, shaking and turning, for a long time dark eyes on Venus.
The sergeant-at-arms made a laugh.
The Princess of Peace rolled her eyes in astonishment, “Oh, that bad man’s great strength!”
Zhu Meime cried for a while, trembling with pain.Thinking of the loss said by the Princess Taiping would bury him, but it was only gone.He screamed, like a fat pig that had just been chopped off his tail, and the Assuke Shao, who looked to death, collided with Xue Shao!
Xue Shao was still standing incomparably motionless, waiting for him to rush to the front suddenly a twist to dodge, the tip of his foot bow light and clever hook, the fat pig a stud rushed directly to the scene, the face first hit a large character pit.
“Hahaha!”The whole court laughed loudly, and the eunuchs came to the stage to tie the flag, "Xie Gongzi won!"
Princess Taiping also laughed once, and suddenly thought of a thing that put her face up again, "Isn't it that he has no power to bind chickens?" 」
A near-maid next to her was also conspicuous, and said, "Princess, it should be Zhu Weimei's fat chicken that blows the horse, but it is just a earthworm that eats mud!"
“Shame on your eyes, it’s angry at the palace!”The Princess Taiping said with great anger: "No, this round of test is not counted!"We need to compare it again!“Well, it’s better than the bow!”
But the mouth was hard and soft, and the Taiping Princess did not bury Zhu Weiyi after all.
Xue Shao laughed and did not say, heart said: Lantian son's Ya number, but not just by the blood door and this body skin bag to get.
Hundreds of scenes are 18 kinds of martial arts, just accompany!
In the past, in addition to the "difficult aroma" of the "difficult aroma" of the horn to sumo, Xue Shao never personally participated, and other things related to eating, drinking, play or game entertainment, Xue Shao is not outstanding.
The four words of "extreme wind" are not only related to women.Now, the two souls of the past life and this life have been perfectly integrated, and Xue Shao is not worried about what court to try.
Soon, the Princess Taiping and her party brought Xue Shao to the bow field.
Datang's bow has two forms, one is a "dancing ball" with a competitive flavor, that is, two high bamboo poles are erected in the field, pulled up in the air, and kicked the ball from a farther distance, even if it scores, just like the current "shooting".The two sides compete, who scored more goals and who won.
"The bow has repeatedly crossed the birds, the swings competed for Yangli", and the ball needs to be played very high.
Another way of playing is called "white play", most of which are played by the life of the women in the court, saying that it is fancy onyets to see who plays well.
“Bring the bad guy, and look at him!”The Princess of Taiping said with some assination, "Besides to tell him clearly that if he loses, he will beat his neck!"This palace has always been an enlightened person who does not do dark things, huh?”
So Xue Shao was brought to the Pacific Princess.
When she saw her again, Xue Shao's eyes seemed to stick to her face, and she subconsciously whispered: "Little soft..."
“Audaciously!”The eunuchs next to the Princess of Peace drank.
The Princess of Taiping was stareed at by Xue Shao's hot eyes, and her face was red, all red to the roots of her neck.Hearing the eunuch such a big drink she actually did not return to God, but also looked at Xue Shao, like a small deer in her heart, there has never been a bad mess!
Four eyes, both of them seem to be obsessed.
The ladies around the princess are no better.These years at the end of the year it is difficult to see a man's woman, from the first eye of Xue Shao, the eyes are bright red, even the atmosphere dare not breathe.In front of this person seems to be interpreting them - men, but also can grow evil to the people of the country!
Time seems to be stuck at this moment.
Only Xue Shao was thrown into a big enough and nearly buried Zhu beauty, hate: "Princess, this person is rude and bold, this is a flagrant crime!" 」
The Princess of Taiping came back to God, and she glanced at Zhu Wei Mei, “You earthworm-like waste, shut up!”
Xue Shao closed his eyes and arched his hand, "Little courtiers know the crime."
His Majesty, His Highness, these words come from the fact that when the courtiers face the emperor and princess, their eyes can only see the steps under their feet, otherwise it is disrespectful.
The other maids also breathed almost at the same time, and the atmosphere was strange and embarrassing.The eunuchs thought that the Taiping Princess must be guilty of Xue Shao on this basis, and did not expect that she was surprisingly "big" today, as if there was no such meaning at all.
“Oh, listen to me!”The Princess Taiping is forced to make a calm righteousness and strict, "Now we are better than trying to bow, and we must win and lose!"If you lose, then you’ll be crooked by your neck!”
“All right.”Xue Shao couldn’t help but be a little funny, “What if it was the micro-skin who managed to win this game?”
“This...the palace doesn’t work!”Princess Taiping seemed a little afraid to look directly at Xue Shao, and her eyes fluttered and the little face was red.
"Your Highness, if the micro-suniers have been lucky enough to win this bureau, how about changing the name of this rich eunuch around His Highness?"Xue Shao laughed, “Weichen thought that Zhu Wei Mei’s name did not seem to be suitable for him.”Judith is good!”
“Judith ring?”The Tang Dynasty did not have "Journa", the Princess Taiping was a little curious, and the little hand of disapproval waved, "It's up to you!"Hurry up and start!”
Standing behind Zhu Meimei's fat face straight cramps, hateful, the princess gave me a big name, you actually want to change!
Xue Shao went to the court.The Taiping Princess sent two palaces of "squadting masters" to try with Xue Shaobi, a eunuch and he than "dancing the ball"; the other is a maid, and he than "white".
Compared with Xue Shao, who is a professional for entertainment as the fundamental, the so-called master eunuch is simply too amateur to be amateurish.A few feet down Xue Shao directly won, the Taiping princess was even more angry, so the hope was completely pinned on the "white hit" this game project.
Because of the white-played fancy on-the-ball play, this is more women's play, and they will be relatively better.The Princess of Peace herself is fascinated by this.
But the Taiping princess did not think that Xue Shao, who had nothing to do with it, but everything related to eating and drinking, especially women, was well-versed.When he stood on the ball, all the onlookers were already dazzling and eye-opening, and a loud applause sounded.
“Do not argue!”The princess breathed and pressed the cheers, but after a while, the applause sounded again and louder.
“Good color!”The Princess could not help but cry out.
A group of eunuchs looked at her in amazement and turned his head in a hurry.
“Cough!From now on, you will be called Zhu Baan!”The princess of peace passed, her face was very red, and she felt very faceless.
.
Please collect, vote a lot!
Comments
No comments yet. Be the first to comment on this chapter!