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Chapter 754:Versatility is an Advantage

Next, I picked up the white rice and ate it, ate a mouthful of white rice, made a sauce beef, and then drank a cup of tea, and after eating and drinking, I was thinking about where to brush the bowl, but what I didn't expect was that I turned around and came back, and the dishes became clean.

Then I took this dark-skinned art and looked at it.

This is not a very aggressive spell, but a magic spell on how to open a channel directly from the underworld to the enclave.I took the book and said to me that I would simply read a few words to the princess and see how she reacted.

I said, “I said, ‘I’m going to read you a few words about this dark art, are you interested?”

"Don't lie to me, why is there a dark art in it?"This is a long-lost school loss.”

As soon as I heard it, I said, "Listen, the dark sky, the yin and the yang , the anode, the cathode, the anode, the anode, the anode.The beginning of the cathode, the end of the cathode, the beginning of the cathode, the end of the anode, . . .

In this way, I have finished reading this dark art in one breath.Then I threw the book on the table and said, "Believe it, this is all the art of dark and yang, but it is the dialectics of yin and yang, this is the art of tai chi, yin and yang coexistence, so that the focus of the anode becomes the starting point of the cathode, the end of the answer, with this yin and yang art, open a space tunnel, pull into the distance between the two places, step across."This is the same as the space shield.”

The princess outside did not speak for a long time, I thought the woman was asleep, and the heart said that this was too boring.

I took this dark art back to the bookcase and said, "There are many books here, the big ghost seven fist, the seventy-two-way sword, the female heart, the heart of the woman, the palm of the heart, on the long sword..."

When I said here, I took out a lady's heart in my hand, and looked at it, there was a picture in it, and this picture was painted by a woman's nakedness, and there were many acupuncture paths and the main bloodline on the naked.I said, “Listen, I’ll read you the heart of a woman.”This is the preface to the preface, and the practitioner of this skill must be a pure body, and if he breaks his body and cultivates, he will never be destroyed."

I said, “Just that, and then the first part of the first one, listen.”The heart is like water, the brain is like a shooting star, the hand is like a snake, and the legs are like piles....”

I put the book in and said, “It’s boring!What is it that is not a virgin who can't cultivate?Is there a difference between virgins and virgins?”

Unexpectedly, the princess suddenly said, "Go on, I listen."

I said, “Listen, I don’t want to tell you.Do you understand these words?”

"I naturally understand, let the mood calm down, let the brain excited, let the hands rise up quickly, let the legs calm down."I understand that correctly.”

I said, "You are a good material of monasticism, but I want to know, why can't only virgins practice, not virgins?"I can't believe it, what's the point?"

"Because the virgin's heart is purer, there will be no too many miscellaneous thoughts."She said, “What’s next?”

So I took the book out again, and she kept reading eight chapters, and in chapter 9 and the last chapter, I didn't read it, put it away, and then put it up, and went back to bed with a lazy yawn, and said, "No, I'm tired, go to sleep."

"No, there must be another article, and this is the last post of this lady's heart."

I said, "There's a ninth, but I'm sleepy now, I don't want to read it to you, okay?"It seems that you don't know that there are so many cheats in it, I tell you, here is a book shelf is a cheat, it seems that it should be the best cheats that have been lost for a long time.Is it possible to take out a book that can make you die and live, and fight for blood?Is it possible for any book to cultivate to the highest level and become a religious overlord?If you had known it was so comfortable, you wouldn't have locked me in."

"Qin Chuan, don't forget, even if it's very spacious and long, you'll go crazy."

I smiled and said, "I was locked up in a well for two hundred years before this, and I haven't been mad for two hundred years."If you want to make me mad, such a condition, at least two thousand years.Two thousand years later, I have learned all the secrets here, and I have become the most powerful master in heaven and earth."

The princess said, “You want to practice all the cheats?”Aren’t you afraid of going into the devil?”

I said, "Maybe you forget the structure of my body, my body is good at this, the bearing capacity is very strong, never worry about going to the devil."It's really comfortable here, even if you ask me out, I don't want to go out.No talking, sleep.Yes, when you go to pee at night, do not make too much movement, do not fart when you shit, even if you fart, but also a little bit of zero, do not wake me, I am a person who sleeps lightly, you know?"

“You can’t stop me from shitting.Go to sleep, tomorrow you wake up and read Chapter 9, which is very suitable for my cultivation."

I laughed, “Why should I read it to you?”

"You just have to read to me, I'll be nice to you later, at least I'll talk to you, if you don't read to me, then you'll spend a long time in solitude, measure it yourself."

When I heard a laugh, I said, "Princess, you are too small to look at me, and I will start to retreat from cultivation tomorrow.There’s food and drink here, it’s great!”

“Do you have a house there?You piss off shit in that enclosed space, piss off, and you die."

She said this, I sat up, got out of bed and started looking for a hut, but I didn't find it, and I said that this eating and drinking Lazarus was a big thing, and the problem of eating and drinking was solved.

I saw under the bed at this time, I did not look under the bed, I bent down to look at it, and saw a toilet, or sitting.After finding the toilet, my stomach was not comfortable, and I sat on it and solved it.Next to the toilet or wipe the ass of the towel, I wipe clean and put on the pants, and then look at the toilet and towel, they have become clean, this principle I do not understand, but I feel that this is likely to be related to time.Even after a period of time, this toilet, the tableware on this table, will be restored to a fixed time.At that time, the toilet was clean and the food was set.This solves the problem of eating and drinking Lazarus.

I have to say, the setting of this god is powerful, I sighed!

I said at this time, "Princess, let me tell you, this shit pissing problem is not a problem here, there is a magic toilet, pull out the shit sprinkled out of the urine into the inside, you are gone."Including the food here, when you will come out of the tableware, you say that this is not popular?"

It was at this time that I felt the initiative, and soon I heard the sound of this princess peeing, and the sound was earth-shattering, I could not have imagined that such a beautiful princess would be so embarrassed when she was shitting.

I listened to the sound of the gritting, and I really felt the diaphragm in my heart.She quickly pulled it out and went back to her room, but after a while she was going to pee, and each time she couldn't sprinkle a little more, and I had to say, "Are you sick?"

"No way, mental illness, always feel that there is urine, do not urinate out of the heart is not comfortable."

My heart said, "I thought the noble princess didn't shit and piss, I didn't think of the noble and cold before the people, and when I got to the backyard, it was not the same way to eat and drink Lazarus."

She said, “Or have you ever met a noble woman who doesn’t pee on shit?”

I said, "Let's talk, can you first take out the coffin and put it on the table, and then I will sleep with me in peace, you will be busy with yours, we don't bother each other, how?" 」

"Don't dream, you're in my body, I'll be the most practical."Qin Chuan, you are really too dangerous, if you run out, sooner or later it will become a disaster in the underworld."

I said, “It is the calamity of your royal family, the calamity of the little men.”I am not a human-eating monster, how can it be a disaster in the dark world?”

“Do you know what it means to be a fish?At that time, everyone will stand up, and then come to a confrontation between the two sides, who wants to completely eliminate no one is easy, the suffering will only be those people."

I said, “So you locked me up, but you also let me live for the sake of the people, right?”

“That’s it, do you think I’m a faint and incompetent person?”

I said, "Well, I don't want to talk to you about this pseudo-proposition, I'm going to sleep, please don't move, you move, I'm like an earthquake here."Even if you don't understand, I can hear your heartbeat and the sound of blood flowing, and sooner or later I'll be weakened by your nerves, and I'll really collapse."

“That’s what I want!”She laughed.

I fell on the bed and said, “If you still want to learn the wise woman’s heart, it is better to listen to me, otherwise I won’t read a word to you.”There are a lot of cheats, any one can fly you to the sky and the sun side by side, don't you want to go to the sun to see it?"

In fact, I have a thought, if she went to the sun, can not say I can find a way to contact the Lu Yinghao, if really contact him, said he can not have a way to get me out.I don't know what this Qin Huai is doing now, is she going to the sun to move the rescue for me!

I also know that even if Qin Huai went to find Lu Yinghao, it is useless, people will not say the way, this Lu Yinghao simply can not come to this underworld, know can only look at, there is no way.

But well, as I said, it's not a waste of time that I'm being locked up here right now. This is a good opportunity for me to cultivate here. I'm just starting tomorrow. There are so many cheats that I've been cultivating for a long time.

I also know that cultivation is too complicated for me, but then again, the art is not worth it!

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