What's so funny?

Is this the rhythm of the front and back?

I noticed the little old man and the middle-aged uncle, they did not pay much attention to me after getting out of the car, and after looking at it four times, they immediately muttered in a small voice.

I felt they didn’t know me, they just happened to meet me.

So I took out my phone and sat down, deliberately pretending to be calling.

"Don't worry, I'll be watching over here."

"Well, be careful not to let them find out."

"Don't worry, uncle, they dare to move you, and I'll beat them to death."

“First calm down...”

They passed me, then the middle-aged uncle stopped, and the little old man walked toward my shop.

The middle-aged uncle looked around and sat on the wall steps that I was not far from.

His body is fat, very strong body, sitting down, while wiping sweating and looking in the direction of my shop, did not pay attention to me.

I don’t wonder, what are they doing?

I'm in my shop, right?

They were so arrogant that they didn’t put me in their eyes!I pretended to play with my mobile phone, and from time to time looked at the front of the store, they actually dared to walk into my shop and pointed their fingers at the wicker.

Obviously, they are studying what I want to do.

“Hey, what do you see?”

Just as I looked at the shop, the middle-aged uncle suddenly ventured toward me and asked.

I said, “I don’t see anything.”

“Oh . . .

The middle-aged uncle suddenly smiled and took out ten dollars and handed it to me, "Little brother, help me buy two bottles of black tea, and the rest of the money belongs to you."

I actually thought of me as a errand, I blinked my eyes and pondered, and this uncle's set was almost good.

So I took the money, "Okay, you wait."

I ran to the temple and bought two bottles of black tea.

Things at the entrance of the temple are super expensive, and other supermarkets have two blocks of five bottles, and it has five pieces and one bottle.

I don’t want to make any money, so I can’t help him run a leg.

Returning to the uncle to hand the drink, the uncle said thank you, he was in a hurry to open a bottle, grunt, drink a bottle of drink in one breath.

Then he opened another bottle and drank half of it, and stopped.

I saw the uncle's eyeballs protruding, his eyes were sluggish, obviously a little silly, and I felt that I might be able to ask some words, so I smiled and said, "Uncle, why are you so thirsty?"“I’ll buy you two more bottles.”

"No, enough, thank you."Uncle is very polite.

I waved my hand, “It’s nothing, uncle, it’s so hot, why are you sitting here?”

“Aren’t you here too?”My uncle laughed at the question.

I said, "I'm waiting for my friends to come and play."

He grinned and said, “I’m waiting for my uncle.”

He said, looking at my shop from time to time.

I was in a hurry, asking me that, I couldn’t ask any useful information.

Uncle was bored, yawned for a long time, rubbed his eyes, and did not sleep well, very sleepy.

I said, "It's hot, you can't sleep well at night."

Hearing this, the uncle hurriedly waved, "I am not sleeping well, I was made trouble by my uncle, he ran around, let me drive with him, and let me be a bodyguard for him, tired I have no time to sleep."

“Uncle, you are a bodyguard!The pay is not low, is it?”I knocked on the side, did not dare to ask directly, save to be alert.

The uncle left his mouth: "It's not low, I don't want to make this money, it's been a few days, he gave me five hundred dollars, he buckled the door."

"That's it!So, then, Lord, who is he?Please be a bodyguard and refuse to give you more money, so what do you do for him?”I broke my mouth and it wasn’t worth it for my uncle.

The uncle seemed to find a confidant, lowered his voice to me and said: "He is a yin and yang, very famous, the network is very hard, before I cut people, he caught me out, so I dare not offend him."

I can’t believe this guy is cutting people!

“Wow, Mr. Yin Yang, that looks so shitty!But uncle, what is Mr. Yin Yang?Is it the kind of cow that can go to heaven?”I opened my eyes and pretended not to understand anything.

Hearing this, the uncle hurriedly waved, "Your child's house, you must have read more about the West, there is anything in the world that goes to heaven and earth, he is a person who uses ghosts to paint very powerful characters, and nothing else is a big ability."

Just a master ghost, this feeling is very valuable.

I thought to myself, “That’s it!What are you doing now, uncle?I just heard the old man say, let you protect him, I am idle anyway, I may protect him with you, right?"

“It’s okay, I’ve got enough of one.He is suspicious of serious illness, always afraid of this fear of that, this day, who dares to hit him!"

"Speaking, he's just going over to talk."

"If anyone dares to do it, huh, my fist is not vegetarian."

The uncle's tone was very calm, giving me a feeling that he could beat.

I looked at the shop and saw that Liu Xu picked up a leucard.

"Uncle, I know the young man in this, his name is Liu Shu, he is our school, he is not good temper, a few words do not speculate, directly hit people."You see, he picked up the leucanders."

“I will see...”

He looked out and looked at the shop.

After looking at both eyes, the uncle turned back and said, “Damn, it’s so small, I’m pinching him to death!”

“Uncle, you are great!”

I was happy to open the flowers and wonder, if only they really broke out some conflicts.

He opened the drink and drank.

I looked at the shop.

Suddenly, Liu Shu led the two weasels out.

Weasels are not afraid of people and jump straight to people.

Grandpa Liu, Mr. Blackface, and Liu Xing himself, were so scared to run out.

Mr. Blackface walked carelessly and fell!

I was happy in my heart, the opportunity came, I hurriedly shouted to my uncle: "Not good, they did it, Mr. Yin and Yang were knocked down!"

“They dare!”

The uncle got up and went to the wall to look at it, and suddenly hit the drink bottle on the ground and rushed up to Liu.

I hid to watch the fun.

Uncle was really brute force, went up and kicked directly on Liu Qing's leg, took Liu Qing's heel, and jumped on Liu Xian's body, and the big ear photon cracked, just like the firecrackers.

Mr. Blackface panicked and hurried over to pull the middle-aged uncle.

Mr. Liu saw that his grandson was beaten and rushed to work hard with his uncle.

“Fuck off!”

The uncle waved his hand and pushed Mr. Liu, and Mr. Liu was pushed back a few steps and fell to the ground.

Mr. Blackface tried to pull the uncle: "Oh, don't fight, big country, what are you doing?"

“Uncle, he dared to hit you, and I didn’t beat him to death?”

He punched Liu in his face.

Mr. Blackface smugted his feet urgently, "No, he didn't hit me, he fell by myself."

The uncle said, “What, you fell by yourself?”

Grandpa Liu rushed over, grabbed the uncle's collar, the other hand, the fist directly hit the uncle's face: "Dog Day, I fought with you, I fought with you..."

Or say that the rabbit is in a hurry and bites, this old man Liu is not vegetarian, big fists one punch after another!

Liu Shu, who was crushed by his uncle, also took the opportunity to return.

The uncle was in a hurry, clenched his fist, directly covered the face door to Grandpa Liu for five or six punches, and knocked old Grandpa Liu to the ground and could not move.

Looking back, the uncle slapped Liu, and Mr. Black was waved to the ground by the uncle.

I can't wait, this uncle is too fierce, isn't it?

There were more and more people on the crowd, and someone helped to report the police.

Although Liu Xu is a young man, he has beaten his uncle, but the uncle's body is too heavy, and just the ass presses on him, he can't eat it.

I look a little scared of this one.

Fortunately, the police arrived in time and opened the uncle.

I looked at Liu Xuan, his face full of blood, and his face was swollen with a pig's head.

And Grandpa Liu, lying on the ground trembling, is obviously old, can not eat such a blow.

Mr. Blackface is in a hurry to stow his feet, and read in his mouth, how much money does it cost!This time I lost the old...

Soon, the ambulance came, and Mr. Liu's grandfather and grandson were both caught in the car.

Mr. Black and Uncle, were taken away by the police.

There was talk in the crowd, saying whatever.

I heard, and even said, that I was an ominous place, and something happened in three days and two...

I'm speechless, can this Nima blame me?

When the crowd dispersed, I went back to the store and felt that the atmosphere in the store really seemed strange.

Two weasels came out and looked at me.

I crouched down and sighed at them, "Thank you, but this time it's a big deal, I'll send you to my grandfather's house, it's not safe here."

I was so excited, and this time, I was lucky to get a bad breath.

For their safety, I have to send them away.

As for the weasel with blood on my body, I had to go with it first.

I immediately brought the cartons, loaded them with weasels, and sent them to my grandfather’s house.

An hour later, I got into the car.

When I got out of the car, I saw another person standing at the door.

This is a person I can't tell the difference between men and women at a glance, and I can't judge my age!

This person is about the same height as me, full of white hair, but eyebrows clear, tied with a tall ponytail, the skin of the face is white and tender, lipstick white, no beard, wearing a flower plaid shirt, the lower body is white pants, red flat leather shoes, the chest is flat, but between the brows show a full feud.

I would like to be a stopper.

Unexpectedly, this man's hand was holding the dragon's foot.