"Oh, mother-in-law, do you see, good, there are really shoe prints, your father didn't make that lime stew when you left, didn't you see it, it was wrong, you had to sift the fine flour, this..."

Three fat dad looked excitedly at his wife, until his daughter-in-law's face more and more blue and white, it did not move, I had a total of more backbone, but look at him so inexplicable want to laugh, his son has been evil in his work here to share the anecdote, how big this heart!

"Aunt Xue, what is this, does not say that my son has been followed by something."

It seems that only the three fat mothers are their mothers, and she looks at her grandmother with worry, "It's my family, or where to rush."

Grandma looked around, should be looking for my uncle, but my uncle was not there, and I went out to buy a dog in the afternoon, so I could only drop my eyes on me for half a day, "Four treasures, you go to the kitchen to get a bowl of water, and then bring a chopstick and an egg."

I know my grandmother is going to stand chopsticks, this is something I have seen my grandmother have done before, not unusual.

Lifting feet is still a little effort to the house, grandmother standing in the same hand is still tugging on the three fat clothes, may be afraid of the three fats to go, so can not move the place, "four treasure, what's wrong with your legs, feet ah."

I looked back at my grandmother and said, "It's okay... falling."

Looking away, the Lu Xing moon does not know when to follow some lively villagers standing on my doorstep, may be to see the three fat so sleepwalking are very curious, but no one asked, and then did not get any results before, the excellent tradition of our village is not to give people a favor, because the general method everyone knows, like the three fat mother said at the beginning, she saw that the three fat can not wake up to the total is to rush to what is bad, but also at home.

Do not underestimate this scolding, no one will casually open their mouths to curse people, even if the rural bitch does not inexplicably stand on the road to scold the street, only when their own interests are injured, this will scold, of course, as for what to scold, how ugly, this ability will be divided.

Here, in our case, the most convenient and quick solution to encounter dirty things is to scold, even I know, because dirty things are soft and afraid of hard, they are afraid of evil people, so whether it is usually in the village, as long as the evil, it is easy to pick up, some scolding is good, some, like the three fat... then can only quickly go to my grandmother such a tall person.

Take out what Grandma wants, until she puts it on her grandmother's feet, and her grandmother pulls the three fat hands to loosen, indicating that as soon as his parents pick up the scissors, the three fats are like opening some kind of switch.

“Oh, hey...”

The three fat mother was in a hurry, "Don't go away, Aunt Xue, this..."

"Don't worry about him first."

Grandmother's mouth whispered, took a cigarette out of her pocket, holding the fire machine to squat on the ground for the second half squint, I looked at my grandmother full of worship, I don't know why, smoke in the middle of the smoke, think that the situation of grandmother is really cool, "Grand, I also want to learn to smoke..."

“You dare.”

Grandma flew over her eyes, "I'll break your leg."

I swallowed the water, and immediately there was no electricity, "then you still smoke..."

“Grandma is here to see!”

Grandma had nothing to do with her temper, took the chopsticks, and straightened into the water.

When the villagers at the door looked at the lively villagers, they wanted to immediately turn into giraffes and looked this way, and his parents were nervous, and the atmosphere did not dare to gasp to stare at the chopsticks in her grandmother's hand.

With the grandmother's hand loosened, the chopsticks also fell to the ground, I slightly raised my eyebrows, how did I fall?It used to be a catchy.

“Do you see, you don’t stand up?”

“It seems like that’s something that grinds, and why can’t this chopstick stand up?”

If the villagers' discussion was heard, his father's face changed slightly, "Aunt Xue is not a powerful stubble."

Grandma had no words, repeatedly tried a few times after a spit, picked up the bowl and raised the water to the white square, then buckled the bowl, and then picked up the egg mouth and read it, "Children don't understand you should understand!"

With that, I picked up the egg and stood at the bottom of the bowl, and I was full of surprise, and the egg actually stood steadily at the bottom of the bowl!

"Oh!The egg stands, the egg stops!”

Sometimes the total of our village people is also very interesting, you have to say that enthusiasm is also really enthusiastic, but as soon as you encounter something, love to gather together, gossip, the so-called good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, basically borrowed too many such "enthusiastic people" light.

“Aunt Xue, this...”

Grandma looked at the three fat fuckers, "It's something that's on the outside, where your son went to play."

Three fat fucking shook his head, "I don't know, this child will run blindly in one day, who knows where he went to ah, Bao 4, you know not?"

I also shook my head, I don't play with the three fat, how do I know where he went to fight evil.

Grandma is a little helpless, can only look at the egg, "how the child provokes you I don't know, but it must be ignorant, you adults have a lot, what needs..."

"Awl", the grandmother's words have not been finished, the egg is directly broken, is broken, it is reasonable to say that it can not be broken, but at that time, like someone deliberately hit it, a snap was broken, at the same time, a strong commotion also with the flow of egg liquid.

I tightened my nose, "Grandma, this egg is broken, it smells of urine."

The grandmother did not nibble, watching the three fats walking in the closed eyes twitched and fell down, his mother nervously went up to help him, and the grandmother took off the three fat shoes with the past, that is, the ordinary kind of cloth ball shoes, the shoes with the bull bumps under the shoes, we call the scalp shoes, the boy likes to wear, light.

“Aunt Xue, this is you...”

Grandma still did not speak, took off the three fat shoes and beat two times in the same place, and then fell, looking at the people were shocked, the shoes actually poured out of the yellow liquid, just like urine!

The three fat mother opened her eyes, "How can the shoes be clean?"

Looking at the lively villagers are also stunned, this thing is absolutely strange, how can a cloth shoes inside how to pour out the liquid, and a lot, a rod, less say half a glass of water, this is not the evil door, even before the shoe there is water, it will not pour out so much.

Grandma's face was a little cold, looking at the three fats lying on the ground, holding the shoes in her hand beat the ground again, and then poured out half a cup of yellow liquid!

I half-mouthed my grandmother's behavior, which is more magical than magic, if the first time poured out of the yellow water is in the shoe, then how to explain this water?What shoes can hold so much water?