Li Xiu with a Sick Mind
Chapter 24:Li Xiu with a Sick Mind
At this time, the sky has been completely dark, Li Hue brought the lantern to the courtyard where the ma's master lived, knocked on the door and then was led by Liu Xiao brother to the study, after the newspaper Li Hui pushed the door into, then he found that the study is not true, only see the two sides of the study are placed with a variety of weapons, the wall is also hung with bows and arrows, a few broken armor is also standing on the wall, these things make the whole room a little more.
At this time, Master was lying on the case as if to study something, and when he saw Li Hue come in, he put down his pen: "Why did you come so late, is there anything important?"
"Oh, there is nothing to worry about, but the last time I promised Uncle Ma's pancreas I have done, just I have nothing to do, so I sent you to try it out of effect?"Li Huo said with a smile, and when he had taken out the box containing the soap on the table, he found that there was a circle on the table, and there were some lines on it, and he did not know what he was studying?
“So fast?You don’t have anything to put on me, do you?”Master heard here can not help but stand, yesterday Li Huo promised to do the pan to him, today to do a good job, this speed is indeed a little too fast, but he heard that the production of the pancreas is very complicated, the need for time is certainly not short.
"Hey, with your old wisdom, how can the boy cheat you, is not the pancreas uncle you know!"Li Heu said, reaching out and opening the box, revealing two pieces of soap folded inside.Because the pigment in the oil is not clean, and the pine powder is added to it, the soap is a translucent light yellow color as a whole, which looks more like the kind of soap that washes clothes in the future.
Master looked at the box obviously more beautiful soap than the pancreas, and then curiously reached out and picked up a piece of careful observation, and found that this thing was really very similar to the pancreas, and there was some slippery feeling, but the appearance and taste were very different from the pan, which made him a little uncertain for a while.
Li Hu immediately let the door of the Liu brother hit a basin of water in, just the horseman's table on the table there are some residual ink, so Li Hugh reached out to apply the ink to the palm of the hand, which smiled at the horseman: "Mai Master you are optimistic, my pancreas decontamination effect is much stronger than that old pancreas!" 」
After Li Hugh put his hand into the basin to wet, and then cleaned it with soap, ink is actually difficult to clean, especially splashed on the clothes, if you wait until the ink is dry, I am afraid that even the soap is difficult to wash off, but Li Hue's hand ink is very short, and the skin is not easy to soaked in ink, so it is easy to clean.
At present, Li Shu held up his slender hands in front of the ma'am and swung: "Uncle Ma, this is cleaner than your original pancreas to wash!"
“You’re a god, why do you know everything?”Ma looked at Li Xiu's clean hands, and finally had some emotion, the more he came into contact with Li Hu, the more he felt that the young man in front of him was unfathomable, as if there was nothing in the world that could stop him, and it was even more difficult to understand that he was even disdainful of fame and profit, which made Ma also feel that Li Hue's body seemed to be covered with a fog, so that people could not see clearly.
“It’s just the pancreas, it’s nothing at all!”Li Hugh saw the horseman shocked the look, the moment is also very proud, although the mouth said modesty, but has been proud to laugh, this kind of appearance is seen by the horseman in the eyes, immediately let his heart of the point of admiration disappear without a trace, this boy is a heartless man without the city, there is no such thing as a noble man in the world.
Then Li Huo gave the soap to the horse, and in order to distinguish it from the pancreas, he directly took the name of the soap to the Tang era, and the horseman did not be kind to him, and immediately accepted it.
Seeing the horse master take the soap, Li Hue showed the conspiracies and smiled again: "Uncle Ma, in addition to sending soap today, there is a small favor please help!"
"I knew that your boy had nothing to do, certainly nothing good, the last time I was invited to eat a meal, let me come forward to teach Wang Junqian's family slave, this big night to come to send soap, do you want me to teach someone?" 」Master heard here immediately can not help laughing and scolding, Li Hui this boy is a night owl, the door to visit must not be a good thing.
"Uncle Ma, you can misunderstand this time, this time it is really just a small busy, you are also here when the decree is read today, the two maids are still handed over to me by you, but this evening I suddenly found that there is only one bed at home, and now it is too late for people to do it, so I want to ask Uncle Ma to help you do a small favor, even the bed and bedding me, so that the two maids have a place to sleep."Li Huo heard here hastily explained.
However, what Li Xiuwan did not expect was that after Master had heard his words, he stared at him with a very strange look, and suddenly reached out for his ear after half a day, and said an inconceivable face: "Boy, I heard correctly, you ran to me at night, just to give two maids a bed?"
"Of course, in this cold day, I can't let them sleep underground, and I don't even have extra bedding there, how can I sleep?"Li Huu's face is taken for granted, although Yue Tiao and Liu are domestic slaves, but he can not really look at them as people, which has a close relationship with the education he received from childhood and the living environment of future generations.
“You are not sick, are you?”After listening to Li Hugh's words again inconceivable, looking at him was almost like looking at an alien, and also reached out and touched Li Hugh's forehead, trying to confirm that he was feverish, otherwise how could he say so much nonsense?
Li Hugh was also made a little angry by the inexplicable response of the majesty, and then knocked out his hand: "I am not sick, is it just to borrow a bed and bedding, what is surprising?"
"Of course, if you are not sick, how can you do such a bastard?"Ma is more reasonable and strong, and he is now more and more sure that Li Hue's brain has problems.
“Uncle, you said clearly, why am I a bastard?”Li Huo asked himself to be a wise person, and he was a man for two lives, but he really wanted to understand what it meant for Master Ma to say these words.
"Don't understand?"Are you a man, your majesty has given you two maids, then they are your people, and on such a cold day, they just make them warmed in bed, a man and two women are sleeping together, this kind of good thing you don't want, but you foolishly come to me to borrow the bed, you yourself said that this is not a disease."The horse’s face was sad.
"This..." Li Hu was even unable to refute by the horseman, because people said it was reasonable, and from the perspective of men and women, Li Hue's decision to borrow the bed was indeed worse than some animals.
"Well, there's nothing to say, now hurry up and go home to be a man, the maid sent in the palace, it must still be a young man, you boy must not waste!"At the end of the day, the smile on his face became very ****, and that look was understood by a man.
But Li Huo really did not mention interest, once he has not yet reached the point of hunger and food, the second month of the moon and Liu Er's age is also too young, especially Liu Er is 14 years old, but still a twelve- or three-year-old little girl, he is not Laurie control, in fact, on the contrary, he prefers a mature woman with long legs and breasts, so he really can't do as the horseman said.
Thinking of this, Li Hu had to stubbornly adhere to his opinion: "Uncle Ma, I will talk about the warm bed after the matter, and I am a person who sleeps lightly, and many people around me really can't sleep, so you still help, borrow a bed to let me settle them down!" 」
“You... are you sick?”Ma asked again, but this time he asked the disease is not brain disease, but Li Hue's body is not sick, after all, in his view, as long as he is a normal man, should do as he said.
“I am not sick!”Li Hugh cried and laughed at this time, why is it so difficult to be a good person?
“Oh, I understand!”At this time, Master seemed to think of something, and the moment he patted his thighs, "You must still forget your little nun, even if she has died, you still have to keep the festival for her, so you are not interested in other women, right?" 」
I have to say that the imagination of the ma'am is very rich, even Li Huo did not forget the old things have thought of, but this is to Li Hu to give a wake-up, the moment deliberately made a sad look, the eyes are melancholy: "Uncle Ma, since you have guessed, then I do not hide, now I really do not have the mind to think about women's things, so please help!" 」
“That’s even more!”What Li Xiu never thought of was that the mare was once again patting his thighs and refused, and then he only saw him holding Li Heu's shoulder, a comforting look, "Son, you listen to Ma Shu's one word, man's big husband, can't spend all his thoughts on women, and as a person, I give you a piece of advice, want to forget a woman, the best way is to change a better woman, I want to be a better woman, I want to give me a better one night, I was very sad, but I was very sad, but I was very sad, but I was very sad, but I was very sad.So, listen to Uncle Sam’s advice.”
Hearing these words of Master Ma, Li Hue is also somewhat speechless, such a man if placed in the future, will certainly be scolded as a scum man, but the Tang is such a world, women are almost men's affiliation, the idea of the mare is also the representative of the great Tang man, and even most women are also the same idea.
It is also at this moment that Li Hue suddenly found that he was fundamentally at fault with the mainstream ideas of the Tang era, and accidentally could lead to a conflict of ideas, and now it is just a skirmish, but if it causes a larger conflict in the future, how should he deal with it when he insists on his own ideas, or changes himself to conform to the trend?
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