Get Out of Trouble
Chapter 110:Get Out of Trouble
What?
Promised to let Sister Xie and many villagers in our village, not only did not let me pay anything, but also wanted me to be a mountain god?
I often dream, but never daydream, but I do not believe that such a good thing will fall to my own decline.
Seeing that I did not speak, the two ghosts were in a hurry: "Brother, we have come up with enough sincerity, you will not be satisfied?"
I can’t believe I’m in such a hurry.
Undoubtedly, these two ghosts want me to be a mountain god, why are they so urgent?
When I was in such a hurry, I picked up the shelf instead.
“Both of you, I’m not satisfied.Mostly, I don't know what the mountain god is going to do, and I don't understand anything at all.Besides, I am just a god, a mountain god, and a little god, can I be a human being?
The two ghosts heard me say this, but they took a breath, and the two ghosts looked at each other, and their eyes showed a color like a heavy load.
I can finally be sure that this time if I don’t promise them to be the Word of the Mountain, they will be in trouble.
“Brother, you’re worried about your two brothers.If I have any trouble, as long as you promise to be a mountain god, what is not two brothers to help you?”
In the legend, how terrible is the ghost?But these two in front of me, so gentle and lovely with the sheep, I can't help but want to be friends with them.
The black-clad ghost who has not spoken said: "The so-called mountain gods, but the names of the living people to them, in fact, the mountain god is not a god, at most, it can only be regarded as a demigod and demigish."There are mountain gods on the mountain, there are river gods in the river, and there are land dudes on the flat land, all of which are responsible for the traffic of ghosts in a place.Well, in your words, it's like a toll booth."
When he said that, I almost understood.
He said that the mountain god is a bad, and he does not use the word ghost, perhaps because the mountain god is not exactly a ghost.
Obviously, the responsibility of the mountain god is to be responsible for the direction of the ghost after death.
“Well, then, I understand, after a person dies, the ghosts want to enter the underworld, they have to buy tickets from me, don’t they?”
I asked the two ghosts.
But the two of them were wide open mouths, and I could almost see the black lines hanging down on the faces of the two.
“Brother, the toll booth is just a metaphor, not a real charge.They are new ghosts, nothing, how can they get to buy tickets?You are only responsible for putting a mark on the back of their chests with the seal of the mountain gods, and it is enough for them to report to the dark.As long as the ghosts who have been stamped on the seal of the mountain gods are like to report their accounts in our underworld, and we ghosts do not have to arrest them."
Damn, it’s obvious that you’re not right.
In this way, the mountain god is more like the family of the police station.
“Well, I understand.But since you want me to be this mountain god, that is to say, the mountain god here is now vacant, and the original mountain god is now vacant?"
The white-clad ghost rolled his eyelids and said, “You still have to ask me about this?”A few years ago, the mountain temple in your village was buried underground, the statue of the mountain was destroyed, and there were snakes in it, and the dragon species was born.The original mountain god has long run away, and since then, no one has been willing to come to you as a mountain god, that is, it has always been vacant.The people who have died in your village over the years, although most of them have also gone to the underworld, are all niggers, so they cannot be reincarnated."
Shit, there is such a thing as a black population, and there are niggers in the underworld?
So my grandfather couldn’t be reincarnated?
The dark feng shui master is really vicious, he not only wants to set up a situation to kill the people in our village, but also let them die can not be reincarnated, it is equivalent to forever ghost.
“Where is my grandfather?Will he stay in the dark forever?”I was in a hurry and asked the two ghosts out loud.
The white-clad ghost said, "It was said that the ghosts in your village will always suffer in the dark, but recently the ghost king Kaien has arranged for them to go to the reincarnation, and your grandfather should soon leave the underworld."Well, we don't have much time, now give you the seal of the mountain god, and if someone dies in a nearby village, the ghost will find you at night to seal it.But there is one thing you must remember, the good ghost can only print in the back of the head, can not print in the eyebrows, otherwise he will suffer from the suffering of the Yang Lei, the devil with the strength of the almost, it will be directly ash, you must not make the wrong place."
Oh my god, is the mountain so powerful?
After that, the white-clad ghost directly threw me a brocade box the size of a slap.
The box flew into my hands, and it turned out to be only three or four centimeters, which was amazing.
When the ghost threw the box over, he was very careful, and seemed to be afraid to turn over the box, and it was obvious that he was also afraid of the mountain god, which also explained why the mountain god could not be a ghost.
I took out the mountain god seal and found that it was a gold seal of about three centimeters, with such large words as "the seal of the mountain god".
The black man wanted to row the boat, and the white-clad ghost said to me again: "Brother, if it is a good ghost, when you seal him, just pick up the mountain seal under the seal."If the other party is a demon, as long as you enter the yin and yang in your body into the print, the mountain god will become larger, and the demon will be crushed to him, and the evil spirit will be frightened and dare not resist."
After that, the two ghosts left the ship directly.
I opened my mouth and wanted to ask them something, but to see them walking in a hurry, it seemed that they could not stay, and they said nothing more.
Shit, what yin and yang, I only have a little real air in my body, can I be divided into two kinds of things?
Sister Xier smiled, “Brother, I can’t believe you actually became a mountain god, and this time we came down, it’s not a bad thing.”
At this moment, I suddenly heard Ling Yufei shouting to me: "Graphite, what do you want?"I told you not to do it for half a day.Your uncle has been gone for so long, why haven’t you come back yet?Nothing will happen, right?”
Wu smiled next to him, “We are in danger now, brother, don’t you fall asleep?”
I listened to them, and then I patted myself on the head and said, “Fuck, I just asked them how they got out of here!”
Ling Yufei and Wu asked me incredulously who they were, and I told him about the two ghosts I had just encountered.
As I guessed, Ling Yufei did not see two ghosts, he only saw that I had been dazed.
He also complained to me, since he met two ghosts, why not ask them about the road they left.
I put away the mountain seals, stood up and turned around on the three platforms, and found that the cadavers behind me were still moving, but when I walked toward them, they all retreated, as if they were afraid of the breath on me.
Just now these insects still want to eat me, but now it is this kind of performance, it seems that the seal of the mountain god has a deterrent effect on them.
In this case, we just have to swagger and walk away, and we are afraid of them.
I went to the river again, and the small fish in the river also lay in the distance, and it seemed that the mountain god seal was also useful to them.
So I went straight to the river, and the little fish fled.
Ling Yufei and I lifted Song Erfu, Wu followed behind with one hand, and we went to the opposite side of the stream, which only did not reach the calf.
As soon as we came ashore, the uncle came rushing from the depths of the passage, and saw that we had actually come, and he was very doubtful, and I told him again about the encounter with the ghost and the mountain god seal.
My uncle told us that at the end of the passage is a river in the neighboring village, and there is no danger in this passage, but in the soil on both sides of the passage, it is all bones.
Ten minutes later, we finally came out of the passage and saw the bright sun in the sky.
Look at everyone's body, are all a piece of soil, simply washed, then carried Song Erfu, sent him home.
This underground trip, except for me and my uncle, all three of them were injured, especially Song Erfu, his family conditions were not good, the second uncle left him 10,000 yuan, let him heal his legs.
Song Erfu did not want to accept, but with the insistence of his uncle, he still left the money.
Uncle Song told Uncle Song that I got the seal of the mountain god, and I could not pass it on, and Song Erfu even nodded and said that he knew how to be light and heavy.
On the way back from the neighboring village, the uncle's face became very cold.
Why was the grandfather’s bones moved to the temple, what were the other two graves, and why were we almost buried alive this time?
Someone must be behind this, we must find this person.
After arriving home, the second uncle treated the wound to Ling Yufei and Wu, and Shi Er lived in a hurry to come.
Seeing a few of us sitting in the room, Shi Erzhu seemed to be somewhat surprised: "Uncle, are you not at home?"Shit, I heard the workers on the construction site say, you have gone down, just the pit has collapsed, so buried you below, I am trying to find the uncle to discuss the gathering of the people in the village to dig you out.Are they blind, how can they say that?”
The uncle coldly said to him, “Wait until you dig us, I am afraid that our bodies will be cold!”We'll find a place to climb out ourselves, so we don't have to worry about your big boss."
Hearing the words of Uncle Shi Erzhu, Shi Erzhu knew that he was angry, he was a little uncomfortable, and he looked for two words and said two words, and then left.
Wu looked at the back of Shi Erzhu and said to his uncle, “Uncle, will your nephew be related to this?”
The uncle shook his head and said, "It should not be, at most, it is only in the middle of some money, to kill people, our village except for the Liu family of the five, others have not so much courage."
My uncle said this, but I moved in my heart.
Will Liu Lao Wu have anything to do with this?
If not, how could it be so coincidental that the matter of the mountain was finalized, and his brother's matter was solved?
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