Seemingly Absurd Things
Chapter 344:Seemingly Absurd Things
Drunken fairy residence, Penglai Pavilion, hundreds of torches will be illuminated here lights, Meng Yue ordered, the whole of Beijing's catch all out, gathered more than 300 people.
Yange Lao has brought the Yanxi Building back to Yanfu and asked Meng Yue to give an account before the dawn of tomorrow.Meng Yue stood in front of everyone and said, comrades, tonight, a human tragedy occurred in the Penglai Pavilion, and the husband of Yange was killed here, and his superiors gave an order to dig three feet to dig the ground, and also to find the murderer.This work, time-bound, you are all elite of the six doors, I believe you can do it, everyone has no confidence.
A few people answered, yes.There are words to drag slowly and leisurely, you can see how much resentment is that the crowd catches tonight.Meng Yue pointed to a fast-track leader in front of him, Song has, tomorrow you will not use to work.
The Song had pounced on his knees and said, “Adult, I have faith.”
You have faith, but I have no faith in you.I mean, the people took it out.Then he looked at the people and asked, “Do you have faith?”
More than three hundred times shouted in unison, yes!
Meng Yue nodded satisfied, said three feet, three feet, less than an inch can not, open it.Go to the other gardens for tea.Willow breeze full of surprise, this also become?They know that they are all useless.I said you care what you do, and you don’t work.
The following fast leader began to urge everyone to work, some people are full of complaints, do not sleep in the middle of the night, why plowing the pit?Don't say dig three feet, even dig three feet, you can't find the murderer!
An older catcher said that this is the time to test our execution.It seems that the old order of Yange is pressed tight, and it is not the head of Meng who wants to use this matter today to Liwei.
What did you say before that?
The old man quickly said, do you know how the head of the Meng general capture is flat and green?At that time, the six doors came out, and the four famous people caught the river, but then what?Relentlessly went to the disabled joint work, chased the city tube head, the iron hand became a blacksmith, and sold duck blood in cold blood at the door of the store.These four famous arrests, which leader is not to abuse the top ten streets of Meng's total arrest, but why is it just Meng's arrest?
Young people quickly asked, yes, when the four famous trapping heaven, the world is famous, all think that the total capping head was promoted from those four people, at that time, Meng's arrest head was only a clerk in the office of six doors, why is this?
The old catch quickly paused, and a young catcher handed a cigarette to the head and gave the fire.
Spit the smoke ring, just slow and melodious, the reason why the total catch head has today's achievements, rely on execution.Once, the emperor invited more than 30 ministers, but only one even six people can not sit down the eight immortal table, a few officials can not say, but Meng's head is relying on the emperor's a word of mouth, ordered more than 30 people lined up, each a bowl of rice a pair of chopsticks, around the eight immortal table to eat, each person with the bowl of chopsticks to the cull to the lick a spoon, walk around, turn around.
Young people are worried, isn't that nonsense?
You think it is nonsense, but after January, Meng Yue became the director of the six doors of the office, what is it?Hands and hands flexible, well done!You think these things are stupid, but to really be a leader is to do stupid things for the leader to get promoted.Why are the four names so miserable?Because they are so smart!
I was stunned with Liu Qingfeng, this is a good word in the world, Liu Qingfeng even handed a cigarette, said to listen to your words, better than ten years of shit!
The old man quickly said that there are more absurd things under the world, and people know that it is wrong at a glance, why are so many people still fighting to do it?Because these people can distinguish the heart, the superiors have consideration, there are so many smart people, with everyone the same, why do I not use those obedient?
A leader came over, coughing twice, what tongue root you are chewing, do not hurry to dig a hole!As soon as the man came, the people caught the head and scattered, roared, quickly dug the pit, and maybe the next general catcher was you!
A quick sneer, we can't be the head of the total, you see and the one!A finger not far away from a black-skinned man, is digging a pit at a glance, shouting, hey!Zhang Juzheng, you are not a professional graduate of Lanxiang Technical School excavator, think of a way to dig faster, maybe two years is the total catch.Laugh a few times and find a quiet place to smoke.
Come to the Dongting Pavilion, find Meng Yue tea, I said so digging down is not a way.
Meng Yue laughed, this thing I have to have an explanation with the cabinet, this matter, do and not do is the attitude problem, to do and not to do is the ability problem, the two nature is different, the ability can not be, the attitude can not be wrong ah!Then he laughed, did I have to go through and find out the murderer?
I shook my head and said, I think digging a hole is very good, strong health and longevity.
There was a roar of Penglai, a shout, and Meng Yue said something might happen behind it, past it.When I came to the Penglai Pavilion, I saw the Zhangju Zheng, holding the hammer, and smashing it sharply against the wall of the Penglai Court.
How did Meng Yue say stop?
According to the newspaper, this Zhangju is crazy and said that he will tear down the Penglai Pavilion.Zhang Ju is right, since it is dug three feet, this castle naturally does not need to exist.
Meng Yue nodded, angry at the people, to see what, not to do!The people went up to the castle.
Meng Yue looked at Zhang Juzheng, this progress is slower than I expected ah, what can you do?Zhang Guzheng said that this problem is mainly without incentive mechanism, everyone can not take the initiative to mobilize, such as driving everyone out, hiding a gold treasure in the yard, who dug out who, that energy is sure.
Meng Yue laughed, this idea is good, but in other words, I don't even use gold treasure, just tell them, there is gold treasure can be.I said that this hope plum quenched thirst, painting cakes to fill the big law of consumption is good.
Ask yourself, what is your name?
The little man is right.
Go to the office and run.
The next day, the whole Penglai Pavilion was dug three feet, and Meng Yue looked at it and said that he could go to Yange's old life.Half an hour later, Meng black charcoal was full of anger, ordered everyone, did not find the murderer, then then dig!
I dug for half a day and said I couldn’t find the gold treasure!Meng Yue said, that is, you are not working hard enough, and then dig for me!
Four hundred catches fast, less than half a day, the Penglai Pavilion dug into the Penglai Lake, became the only man-made lake in Beijing.A few years later, this land auctioned out of sky-high prices, the surrounding house prices rose, for which Meng Yue was also sent a house by the developer here, this is not to mention.
I said almost, Meng Yue said why so anxious, maybe there will be a surprise for a while.The people dug, suddenly came a sound of surprise, Liu Qingfeng said, touch the gold treasure?
Hugh said to take a look.
Where there are gold treasures, in the courtyard of Penglai, before and after, more than 40 white bones have been dug up, those people, the skulls have fallen down, obviously buried here, have been beheaded.
White bone Senson, it seems a little cold.
I looked at Meng Yue, full of doubts.
Meng Yue said lightly, twenty years ago, the then ceremonial department still had a light full of doors, the whole province of 43 people, the bones were buried here.
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