On the official road outside Beijing, a convoy of cattle cars and more than a dozen carriages slowly walked.Each car is planted with a red and one purple flag, the red flag is written on the wind logistics, and the purple flag is the word of the dung.

The public notice this time to the old man returned to the hometown, made it quite grand, and the official on the road opened the door.And there are a number of guards on this trip, which seems to be a little superfluous for my full-time bodyguard.But it is also good that I ride the reed flower and hangs far behind the convoy.

With my strength now, even if there is a situation, unless it is the head of the gate, a little bit of the troll green forest, I am fully sure that I can save the grass.

However, this father-in-law's behavior is somewhat persevering, and the little eunuch is a tiger, picking things out of it, and only half a day, there are three maids who are not in place to serve and are whipped.

This made me a little unhappy, but Liu Qingfeng said that the dragon's empty cabinet came out of this virtue, as long as it did not provoke me, I was too lazy to bother.

The front of the big inside guard pointed out to me, and then laughed, and then listened to the little eunuch shouted, "Hey, the Central Plains Darts Bureau, you come here."

I took a few steps forward and smiled, I don't know what little father-in-law's advice is?

The little eunuch is a little disdainful, your name is Qin, the surname Qin, listen, from now on, the little master is not called the little father, and then call me the little public.

I looked at him and was surprised that he wouldn’t let him go.

The little eunuch was furious, and was about to let a few large inside guards teach me, listen to the public justice in the car, this Qin dung, I heard that your martial arts are good.

I laugh, sloppy.

The little eunuch indignantly, Daddy, in my opinion, I have a watch, you see his size, and a few guard big brothers can not compare, you see the guard of this chest muscle, this abs, this fork of the waist, you look at him, humming.

I said in my heart that I practiced internal skills well, but I thought to myself that this little eunuch was gone, full of vision for this kind of muscle man, and not broken, with a slight smile on his mouth.

The guard looked in his eyes and sneered, and it seemed that the master of the dart was not very convincing.I shook my head, no. I was angry.

The father-in-law said better than it.Reaching out the steel pipe with the red flag in front of the car, it is better for you to show your hand to see who can break the steel pipe.If you can do it, the house has a reward.

I poked at a smile, all said that the people of the Dragon House have short hair, and the steel pipe is bent, and an ordinary nine-pin martial fou can do it.The guard was supposed to please the eunuch, so he said that Zhang Xier would like to try.

Saying that I pulled out the steel pipe, I said that I would help you to help you, reach out and hold the steel pipe, Zhang Guard based on horse steps, the whole body of the joints crackling, everyone has been hello.

The guard grabbed the steel pipe with both hands, drank a loud voice, and made all his strength.

My heart said it was not so easy to send a real breath.The guard is full of redness, the whole body is exposed, huh, bend!

The steel pipe is not moving, Zhang guard roars, my heart says almost, withdraw the internal force, the steel pipe is hard under the hard force of the guard.

The rest of the guards shouted, Zhang guard wiped his sweat and muttered evil.However, it was done in front of the eunuch, and it was still a little proud.

The little eunuch clapping his hand, Zhang Big Brother was good, and looked at me, I don't know if Qin's head can show a hand?

I shook my head and said I couldn’t do it, it was too hard.The little eunuch said that even this can't be done, how to do the father's close bodyguard?

I said I couldn't break the steel pipe, but I'd bend people, I'm still a little bit convinced.The little eunuch wondered, how can people bend?

I said you come to see!Saying a step forward, pulling the guard to pull a delivery, Zhang guard is about to resist, but the hands and feet do not obey.

I bumped him into another guard, and the two of them kissed each other, laughing and saying to the little eunuch, "You see, the break is over."

Zhang guard got up, viciously looked at me, drew the knife to do, Fang eunuch grinned, interesting, small Shunzi, reward!The little eunuch was extremely reluctant to take two hard objects out of a box.

I asked my son, what is this?The little eunuch was proud, this is a piece of dragon dung of the emperor today.I covered my nose and said, “Thank you, I’ll give it to you.”

I stopped walking all the way until the next morning to Tianjin.

On the official road station, there are early Tianjin Fu Yin and local officials in the counties and counties waiting on the roadside, clean water and splashing the street, the yellow soil open road, beating the drum, and the lights are greeted.The banner reads, warmly welcoming the dung-soil buns to return to the countryside and so on.

The convoy stopped, Tianjin Fu Yin often led the public officials on the roadside to meet, Xiao Shunzi Gong small broken run past, said the public justice in the car rest, please wait a moment.

The officials were indignant, and some people whispered that a dead eunuch was still on a shelf here, so that we were also two sergeants, and now we would kneel down to this dead eunuch.

Some people are persuading, listening to people persuade to eat enough, they feel that they are spectral, we should see the monkey is, Liu County is an official for more than ten years, it is reasonable to see through these ushered in the right.

Hearing this dialogue, the heart can not help but laugh, the court for so long since the slave training, as if it is useless, no one is a fool, on the stage, under the stage, are just acting, if you are serious, you lose.

Near noon, Fangcao genius got out of the car, Changfu Yin led the crowd to kneel, Tianjin Wei often led up and down to give the dung dung Hou Fang Gong please!

Fang eunuch choked the orchid finger, holding the small box in his arms did not leave the body and came over, yo-yo, let Changfu Yin wait for a long time, only when the family rested, dreaming that today's holy speech is to the maid, the word beads, thought-provoking, the choir is afraid of the stupor, dare not wake up!

The usual Yin said that Fang Gong Gongrong returned to his homeland, and his heart was still in the Holy One, which is my great blessing.

Looking at the two of them in a serious nonsense, I wanted to laugh, but I couldn’t laugh.In the whole world, not only the two of them, the whole great Ming officialdom, do not say some innocuous nonsense every day.However, this is indeed the rule, as in the words of the lake, not only to say, but also to say well, it is an identity, or political sensitivity.

At noon, Changfu Yin arranged a banquet near the dock, exhausted luxury, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, and staggered at the banquet, which was not happy.

At the end, Changfu Yin said, prepare special products for you.

Fang Eunuch said that when I was in the palace, I often heard the emperor say that Tianjin Wei has two specialties that are famous in the world, one is that the dog ignores the buns, and the other is the gold treasure of Tianjin Wei, which is full of feet, the quality is good, and there are few in the world.This time back home, passing through the thirteen road states, specially prepared thirteen empty carriages, please help me fill the zin sign.

Changfu Yin's face changed slightly, and this public demand for bribes was so public, but only for a moment, Changfu Yin said with a smile, that should surely let the father-in-law return full.Turn around, Tonggu Liuzhi County, the specialties of the father-in-law, I think before and after, I think only you can do it.

Liu Zhi County was a man who knelt on his knees and grumbled not long ago, heard the command of Changfu Yin, crying and saying, obeying the instructions.

The drums were loud, and the father-in-law was full of drunkenness and drunkenness got into the car.I also followed up, often know county looking at the convoy far away, while smiling and waving goodbye, while spit out two words, silly.

Then the eunuch saw that the people were gradually drifting away, and said in their mouths, a group of idiots.I said, coming to the back of the car behind the car, open, a car dog ignored the bag.

Fang eunuchs of the broken mouth scolding, you rabbits, feel that the bastards don't care, take some dead cats and rotten dogs to fool the house, hum, wait for the bastards to go back, write a letter to the emperor and wear your little shoes!

Naturally, I would not pay attention to these people and hide behind them and laugh at myself.Walking out more than 20 miles, came to a mountain road, only to see two big men in the middle of the road across a table, reclined in an easy chair, drinking tea and chat.

In some cases, the guard shouted for parking.

I thought that this should be the place of Zhao Wuji, the owner of the cross-silk hole, and I visited them here two years ago.Now look at these two big men, martial arts are between five or six products, a time can not find out where the people and horses are.

Release the latitude and longitude of the real air, the corner behind the road there are nearly a hundred people, martial arts four to the ordinary people are not full, the heart is fierce ah.Just listen to someone behind the whisper, it seems that it is still a group of fat sheep, eighteen carriages, this time it is estimated to be rich!

Zhang escort is from the big inside, do the royal family business, can not see these rivers and lakes green forest, now the place to block the road, do not go up the incision, directly shouted, the court a piece of dung hou clothes back home, you do not quickly avoid!

I sneered in my heart, so shouting, from the registration number, equivalent to the dew of the bottom card ah.Then the man said, "It's still a yellow bar, the brothers rushed up in a moment, and asked you to wash your feet at night."

Blocking the road, a mouthful of tea sprayed on Zhang Guard, and laughed: What dung, shit, know, eighteen carriages, left half of them, not to say that they will not give you face.

Guarded, what if not?With a finger in the back, we have dozens of brothers.

Stop the road man and laugh, more than people, brothers, give me!As soon as the voice fell, nearly a hundred people rushed up from the corner, armed with swords, heavily armed, and hulai surrounded everyone.

How is it?

Smiling, sorry, I’m on the wrong track.He said, and led the people away.The Fang eunuch shouted in the car, don't run, you people have no eggs!

I saw the leader who was familiar with the eyes, and looked at it carefully, but it was humble.Only the explosion head of the year has become a small flat head, and there is a little bit of arrogance between the eyebrows.

The original tangdong master Zhao Wuji, wearing a set of broken robes, followed by modesty, such as the little brother behind the saddle horse, not far from the small phoenix, wearing a large red flag robe, quite glamorous looking at modesty.

Unexpectedly, after he fished out Yu Qianqian from Beijing last year, he actually ran to the Pan Silk Cave, robbed Zhao Wuji's chassis, and occupied the mountain as king.

The little man bowed down in the back and begged for forgiveness, the man forgave!

The bandits rushed up to grab the vehicle, and the scolding came.

This car is empty!

This one too!

The car has a dog that ignores the bag and it is still hot!

There is a car that looks full.

Fang eunuchs heard the change of speech, pulling in the humble hand and crying: "No, this car is too expensive, can not touch ah!"How can he take care of me, kick away the eunuch, and pry open for me?

The car is open, and there is a layer of cowhide paper inside, which is extremely tightly wrapped.Before he was humble, a knife cut open kraft paper, and a stinking smell was actually a car-drying stool.

He stomped his feet with humility, drew a knife in front of the eunuch, and cut it with a knife.My heart said how this was done, and I picked up a stone and played it out.

Tink.

Cry out, who?

I walked out and smiled and said, “Leader, hello.”