Looking forward, I saw a three-bag of filthy clothes sent disciples to come up and rebuked, today's apricot forest gang meeting, our filthy and netting staff opened Linglong nine innings, so important things, you are late?

Lu Xiaojiu scratched his head and said that he slept late last night and accidentally overslept, Li Sangmo would be angry, and this year our filthy clothes will surely be able to fight a turning over.

Li surnamed disciple looked at me, who this person is, will not be the netcloth pie into my dirty clothes agent.

My heart said that you are proud every day, I am half a day of interest is not respected, but the mouth is not a hand, in the bottom is not a helper, long-known apricot forest gang to the congress, today at the invitation of Lu Xiaojie, specially to the dirty clothes to send fuel to help.Lu Xiaojiu said that my brother is my friend.The three-packed student did this.

Lu Xiaojie went to the front to sign up, let me wait here a little.

A lazy man hanging eyebrows, wearing tattered, wearing broken shoes, holding a bushel, shaking three times, singing in his mouth, breaking his shoes, his hat is broken, his body is broken...

Look at me staring at him, the man is not happy, look at what, I have never seen a handsome man?I’ve never seen it dirty, I’ve never seen you so dirty.I said you have hands and feet, why not do some business?

The man said I was doing this.

I said, to do business is the cost of money, you beggar, where to get the money?

The man looked at me and said, "You think my line, and this song, are all windy."I said, coming over me, I can't communicate with idiots.

I can’t believe I slapped you.

There is an empty square in the apricot forest, and on weekdays, a group of retired aunts are practicing dancing, but today it is pressing hundreds of people.The net-cloth also brought a mazza, and the filthy-clodressers sat on the ground without any regard for the mud on the ground.

I asked Lu Xiaojiu, this is the meeting?

Lu Xiaojiu nodded and said yes, this is the case every year.

Then someone shouted, Lord Lee!There was a cry from the netman.Li Taibai, the head of the net-dressed group, came out of the crowd, and the face was even blacker than Meng black charcoal, which I suspected was a smuggled variety from Africa.

Li Taibai opened his mouth with a smile, exposed a white tooth, said, good morning, Yangchun March, everything is recovering, in this spring day, we held a gang conference in the picturesque apricot forest...

I whispered to Lu Xiaojiu, just a break, you as to you.Lu Xiaojiu said that this inheritance is a routine, which has just broken the problem, and the good play is in the back.

Indeed, not long after, Li Taibai began to count the filth truss, saying that the filthy shirt pie was shackled, not shaved, and hindered the view, which brought devastating blow to the image of the gang.The gang is a service industry, this dress, as the leader of the gang, I am also sad, even friends, inexplicable, in the long run, help will not help.You see, even your filthy clothes sent to the group, feel that there is no face, for a long time did not appear here.

As soon as the voice fell, a dozen stinky eggs were thrown from the filthy shirt.Li Taibai's disciple Li Yubai blocked in front of Master and took this egg rain.

The filthy-clothing party has a humane, don't say cool words, surnamed Li, we Zhang Taihe group master does not come to participate in the gang meeting, there is no impact on our filthy shirt pie water dog, every year he babbles a bunch of nonsense, annoying?

Li Taibai said that long story short, let's start to Linglong nine.

According to Lu Xiaojiu, Linglong Nine is a game of filthy and nettlemen re-dividing the nine districts of Wuxi every year, which is related to the direct income of the two factions in the next year, so the two factions attach special importance to it.This year, Linglong Nine Bureau invited the machete leader, the president of the aunt and the East to be judges.

Xiaosheng Jianghu was also invited to witness, the gang can not afford to spend money, there is no chariot and horse, this kind of witness business, Xiaosheng Jianghu only sent two new interns, it is estimated that it is in that tug of war in the cracks in the pregnancy and the results.

Someone shouted, Linglong nine in the first inning, please prepare the two factions.Then, dozens of filthy and net-clothed disciples, armed with wooden sticks, went to the middle of the field.I asked Lu Xiaojiu, this is a group fight?

Lu Xiaojiu said no, what is the martial arts of the gang?

I said the dragon's 18-hand.

Lu Xiaojiu hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, brother, you want more, where there are dragons under the sky, learned where to go, but the evil dog is on the road, have to guard, every year Linglong first game, are better than playing the dog stick method.

I secretly nodded, it is said that playing the dog stick is not the secret of the gang, the most powerful, I did not want to steal, but if I missed such a world-class martial arts, I felt sorry, pretending to talk to Lu Xiaojiu, but my eyes were staring at the scene.

A burst of clamor, the filthy and net-clothed put out their hands, each in a row of four by eight queues.Sixty-four people formed a phalanx in the middle of the venue, implying the shape of yin and yang gossip.

The match begins!

A man shouted, now began to do the seventh set of dog sticks, standing in the same place...

The filthy and net-clothed people held their breath, stared at the contestants in the field, and did not turn their eyes to the movements of the people.The filthy body has long been begging, the pure skill of playing dog sticks is incomparable, coupled with hard work, and the dog sticks are uniform.

The dog stick method has a total of stumbling, chopping, tangling, poking, picking, leading, sealing, turning eight tricks, a set of sticks down, obviously the dirty clothes sent in which the effort, and the filth clothing sent to beg, the actual combat experience is rich, but the net coat, the set of sticks fell.

Three judges rated the results, three votes for the filth, and zero votes for the net coat.There was a cheer on the filthy side.

Lu Xiaojiu excitedly said that the dog stick method is the traditional advantage project of our filthy bodyguards, and has won three to zero for three consecutive years.

Nine in the second innings, the game of words.

Begging, one by one image, two by one mouth.Lu Xiaojiu said that in this industry, stupid mouths attract bad dogs to bite, and smart mouths win a lot of money.This game, to simulate the actual battle, one from both sides, begging with those passing by, a flaming incense limit, many won.

The filthy-cloth sent an old man named Huazi, holding branches, walking around and coming to the roadside.

Coincidentally, a gorgeously dressed fat man passed by, the old call flower stopped the fat man, said, son, poor pity me, give some money to buy food, I did not eat for three days and three nights, you see I have thin into pigs!

The fat man heard the words, also regardless of slovenity, holding the old call flower hand, enthusiastically asked, quickly tell me, three days and three nights do not eat, you lost a few pounds?The old man called the flower tired of it, but the fat man was entangled.

Netcloth sent a person to appear, it is only the sloping man I met, only to see him come to the roadside, feet into 360 degrees, like a deformity, kneeling on the ground, writing eight words on the ground, life more than, kowtowing.

Every time I pass by, a head is broken.The mouth:

A hundred years old!

Good people are safe in life!

After a stew, the old man did not have a word of the flower, and almost made the fat man tired and half dead.The sloppy man had harvested three or two silver coins, which caused the people to envy for a while.The judge announced that the nettle party won!

At this moment, someone recognized the sloppy man and said, The man is the king of Xi's single kowtowing!

The crowd was in an uproar, and the net-dressers even invited the legendary king of the beggar world, Xi Shankou, who was said to be famous in Beijing and created a record of four or two silver coins in Xi'an.

For this idol of beggars, the gangs of people have begun to be obsessed, have surrounded him, asked for a signature to teach the experience, the king smiled, raised the silver in my hand, and drifted away.

The third inning, than the practice of calling chickens.

Beggars are begging all the year round, all they get are the next food, the only food that can be obtained is the helper called the flower chicken, which is said to be passed from the northern Song Hong gang, and is one of the necessary skills of the disciples.The chicken is wrapped in lotus leaves, coated with the mud of the lake, the fire is hard, the small fire is slowly smoked, and after the break is opened, the aroma is overflowing, which is very moving.

This game won by the netizens.It is not difficult to understand that the living conditions of the filthy house are better, and there are many ways to steal chickens and touch dogs, and the trinkets are bitter haha, and they can't eat a chicken all year round, not to mention practicing chicken.

In the fourth round, the lotus fell.

The lotus flower is the most famous art form of the gang, and it is also a high-level form of speech.The filthy and net-clothed parties differed in the development of the lotus.

The filthy body inherits the traditional seven-piece method, the right hand two large boards, the left hand five small boards, self-singing, mostly to the music of crying as a song, mainly used to walk the streets and alleys to beg.Seven pieces are difficult to practice, and pay attention to the word scene, open the mouth, so it has a very high level of art.

The net coat has been optimized and improved, lowering the threshold, one person one wheat and one sound, with an accompaniment to cry, not deaf or blind.In this regard, the filthy body is extremely disdainful, but if the begging effect is said, it will not give more.Because of this, many of the filthy-clothing disciples who refused to work hard to practice the lotus fell have turned to the net-clothing school.

The filthy shirt school sings the traditional track "Yang Xiaoqiong brushes the street", sings and meditates, a board, and has a tone.The netdressers won the sympathy and tears of the three judges with a song "the wandering people miss you, dear mother", and the result was that in the fourth game, it was still the netdressers who won.

Linglong nine innings, eight down, the net coats led six to two, and the filthy clothing line was defeated.This will mean that in the following year, the business of the tender platists can only be concentrated in a very small part, which is undoubtedly a serious blow to the filial peck.

Li Taibai showed the color of pride, to the filth coated disciples, the filthy, the netting class was a line of continuum, the same spirit, now the times have changed, your thinking is time to change a little.Join us in the nettle, eat the fragrant and spicy, the benefits are indispensable to yours.

The net-clothed disciples shouted, follow the Lord Li, there is meat to eat!Some of the disciples were impatient and wanted to take refuge in the past.

If the gang wants to develop, it is necessary to break the old tradition and demand new, change, and seek seeds!Today, as long as you join the net coat party, we will abandon the past and develop the begging industry in Wuxi City together!Here, we want to have money, dignity, and status!

The net-clothed disciple shouted: "Dignity, status!"

Li Taibai looked around and slowly said, I have a big event to announce that our gang accepted the invitation of the Murong League, as a member of the Wulin Justice League, to join the plan to fight against the devil and maintain the fairness and justice of Wulin!

At this time, Lu Xiaojiu, Li Jun, this is only eight innings, there is a game, in the bottom, or want to try.